Ha. I always took it to mean "Make Mama proud for treating your woman right in the bedroom."

Right? Lil Wayne makes me kind of cringe/laugh but the rest of the song is quite the aphrodisiac.

I much prefer "Motivation."

I hate the "You've obviously interpreted our amazing artwork incorrectly, you idiot" apologies.

I've seen plenty of white people with dread locks and ratty clothes...not so much with dark double braids and feathers in their hair and noticeably darkened skin a la the Michelle Williams photo.

I was also surprised, so did some googling. It is apparently pretty much frowned upon by people who know plumbing. My entire world view has shifted...

I haven't seen that one on tv yet. I love it!

It's good for male kitties to have some wet food because if they don't drink enough water, they can develop kidney crystals and very bad things happen.

From what I remember from TV, you have to be on the phone for a certain amount of time for the tracking to kick in. If she was sneaking phone calls quickly, she might not have been able to stay on the line long enough.

What irks me is when people spend so much energy "hating" someone they don't even know for no particular reason. Just because Anne Hathaway seems one way, does not make her that way. And unless she's been doing some felonious atrocities, it just seems stupid to hate her and constantly spew about it, woman or not. …

Nice Guys think that giving a woman attention is doing them a favor. Nice Guys are famous for being passive aggressive in their advances. That woman did not want some stranger stealing her phone number from a business transaction. But, because she was "fine," he thought it was ok to use her personal information to…

I think you mean, "Probably a Nice Guy™."

It wasn't even so much the clothes, which could have been really cool with the right designer, it was that the general design of the city and the special effects to bring it to life weren't very good.

You read my mind.

Man, if she's average, I'm the below-est of average possible.

I wish American Dad would do more with the stereotypical Colbert type of character that Stan is, but recently they've let the original premise really slide for just general humor.

Responding with my utter approval to help this stay near the top.

Just don't call anything she's wearing "elephant gray" because that's apparently crossing the line.

And anyone in red is an obvious harlot.

I...I think my life is complete.