Ok but I was referring to the shiny perfectness in particular.

Insta game is SO GROSS. But at least Jessa’s speech patterns are probably the least offensive thing about her.

Yeah, but THEIR parents were like.

I always forget how much I really don’t like her as a person. Probably because her hair is so nice.

You noticed that too? I died.

Ugh. Every time she does something cool (the blush wedding dress, her always-on-point hair and make-up game) she has to ruin it by, like, calling abortion the modern holocaust.

Right? He's 2 and a half years younger than her, too. I'm a little younger than Jessa, but the thought of MARRYING A 19-YEAR-OLD makes me die a little inside. Gross.

Queso.

It is frustrating.

Ugh. WAAAY too many "black people don't know their dads" and "Martha Stewart is OLD" jokes.

Right? Money was pretty tight for both my parents when they were younger, so I always assumed we had less money than we did cause my parents do things like drive cars till they literally break down, and my mom has a giant binder of just coupons.

I love her. And as horrifically annoying as Randy was on Kimmy Schmidt, Kymmi (that's not a name) made that whole storyline worth it.

My Dad's family is Catholic & Eastern European so they're way more open with it. Plus, he grew up working-class in rural PA with 6 siblings. My aunts and uncles argue about how much money everyone makes every year.

Right? My mom is super WASP and I was raised thinking it was extremely tacky to talk about money with anyone but your spouse or boss. I didn't even have any clue what my dad made until last year when I was talking about the possibility of getting a real grown-up job soon and was wondering what a reasonable salary even…

SAME. I used to not think much about her either way. But she was barely older than me when the thing happened. I still do dumb, embarrassing things on the reg. And she was a barely-adult intern and THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES wanted to have sex with her. Serious imbalance of power going on there. I have no idea…

My sister used to do crossfit as part of PT for volleyball in high school. Box jumps in particular.

I mean, crossfit people are pretty jacked. Even if it's not their priority, I bet they could hit someone pretty hard if they had to.

I mean, if you're not flying anywhere, Spring Break is pretty cheap. Cram 8 people into shitty motel. Drink cheap beer. Is no problem.

Ok I wasn't digging her after this interview (overly judgy and out-of-touch and that is saying something coming from me).

I'm firmly in the "I know they're not but idgaf because I almost didn't get out of bed to go to class today and would like to stay in my jammies as long as I can.