Truth.

Right?

I'll assume then that you dedicate all your free time to feeding the homeless and rescuing puppies?

My cousin is friends with Miss Florida. They work out together. Girl apparently lifts like a boss and kicks everyone's ass on leg day.

Not having a SO: totally fine, and not worthy of ridicule at all.

Meh, to be fair, they don't just look skinny. They're all toned as fuck. My cousin is best friends with Miss Florida (who won the bathing-suit portion this year) and says she weight trains like a motherfucker.

Starring Kate Hudson.

Didn't you know that not getting everything you want 100% of the time is a human rights violation that is just as bad as the Holocaust?*

Oh, they spend the hell out of their money. Summer homes in the Hamptons aren't cheap, you know.

I had an ice-skating party when I turned 10. Maybe like 8 other kids. I think it cost like $5-10 for each person to skate for 2 hours, plus pizza at the rink. It probably ran my parents $150 at the most. It shouldn't cost much at all unless you, like, rent out the whole rink.

I think the reason I liked my 21st was the no-puking part. That would come much later.

My birthdays have usually included a vacation to Florida (because my birthday's in summer and my family was going anyway). But I got to spend my first 19 birthdays with all my aunts, uncles, and cousins at the beach, which was always great.

Yikes. That really must be an LA-only thing. My mom hangs out with all the country-club wives in our neighborhood in Houston, a lot of whom have kids around 10 yrs, and the most extravagant parties they get are like ice-skating. My best friend's parents (who live in a million-dollar house in the rich-white-people part…

True. I roll my eyes every time girlfriend talks, but she looks fab.

Absolutely. Actual Klan members? Dox the shit out of them. Fire the bastards. Fine.

I found that... perturbing as well. Like, they can't really deny it's modeled after her (looks just like her, and its name is Case-E. Come on, Ebola doll people, do better.) But the eye thing makes no sense at all. There's also literally no way to tell that she's supposed to be a nurse.

"In the dozens" is kind of a lot for 21, IMO. Like, where do you even find that many people in such a short time? Seems like a lot of work. No opinions on whether having "a lot" is a good, bad, or neutral thing (only thing that matters is how the sex-haver feels). But it does seem like a lot to me.

We kind of have one of those in my family. My mom's cousin had a daughter with his first wife, divorced, and remarried and had another kid much later. By that time his daughter was an adult, and she had her son just a year later. And this is on the Protestant "3 kid max" side of the family.

Is this really something a lot of people think about? Because I can't really imagine that it's a problem for most. Unless you live alone, which most people don't, or don't have a job, which most people do. But I'm assuming some of these people worked- did nobody say "Hey, Janet hasn't shown up in a few days. She…

Longest so far = 13 months. Sober me has an "ew go away" vibe around new people.