To be fair, though, when that happened Spike didn't have a soul. Can we compare soulless Spike to soulless Angel? Because Spike, who didn't even realize what he was doing because he didn't realize Buffy was sick and powerless at the time (not that it makes it okay) was so remorseful that he almost died trying to get…

Never tried it, but I'll take your word for it. I learned during my first semester of college that the only things energy drinks do for me is heart palpitations and nausea followed by a 12-hour coma.

And also that a lengthy prison sentence is the appropriate punishment for brutalizing your girlfriend. Execution is not.

I'm trying to think of a comparison, and the closest I can get is "vomiting up a margarita".

I read Davos, and was just disappointed it wasn't about the Onion Knight.

Right? Like, this guy was obviously a piece of shit from the beginning. But if you come out just fine and the other guy and girl have horrific injuries, I'm gonna go ahead and say you weren't "fighting for your life". Ass.

Meh, it's been shown that capital punishment isn't really that great of a deterrent. People don't necessarily think of the consequences while they're beating their girlfriends to death.

Right. I'm also very much against the death penalty, but there are some people that I couldn't bring myself to be sad about if it happened to them.

BBQ salmon can be really good actually.

I thought it looked a lot like Emma Caulfield (Anya from BTVS).

OH MY GOD yes. Both of those but esp. the Tom Jones thing. I think I actually cried.

True. That's what I really love about Louis CK. He does say stuff I don't like sometimes ("You're not a woman until a person comes out of your vagina and shits on your dreams", or something like that) But, when he makes racist jokes, the person (or people) of color aren't the butt of it. He is, for being kinda racist…

OMG I LOVE MULANEY. I've seen New in Town way too many times to be proud of.

Okay, I honestly can't decide if you're being serious right now, but here goes:

Ok dude I know you have a computer with internet access.

Idk if you saw the Daily Show last night, but Jon Stewart explained that he did vote and that was just a joke that wasn't obvious enough.

Yeah, this year my mom mailed me an absentee ballot application at school and nagged me every day until I sent it in.

(unless you're a republican, in which case the election's on Thursday)

God if I had a nickel for every time I heard (from my sister's male friends or dickbags on the internet) how girls should never cut their hair short cause guys won't want to fuck them as much.

Ok, fair enough about the last part.