Kind of ironic that the image matched with “haptic suits” is that of a sexy young woman, when the actual customers for that product will be flabby men who want to more vividly imagine that they’re getting with that sexy young woman.

“Heh.”

Does social media stardom make you a sociopath, or do you have to be sociopathic to reach social media stardom?

And in fewer than 10 years, all of Gen X.

She did a few Roseanne eps right before that, s6 or s7? She’s hired on as a new waitress at the Lunchbox, the coda being a gag on pornos, where Traci, Barr, and Laurie are all dressed up like stereotypical porn actresses, come onto an accountant type who promise him a good time that’ll make him sweat...and then it cuts…

I’d worry about that egg white frittata

Now this is quality content

We can’t all be El Camino.

Ah yes, parks and churches, the ONLY two reasons that there could be pedestrians somewhere, or a reason to help control speed. What BS luck for someone trying to do good. That truck driver better end up in jail.

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Guys...I don’t want to cause a panic here, but I’m *starting* to think gaming has a male toxicity problem...

You could certainly be confused in fall of 2013. Bill Cosby’s fall from grace happened at the end of 2014 (prompted by a Hannibal Buress clip going viral, of all things). Bill Cosby was still putting out comedy specials at the end of 2013 and generally thought of as an adorable elderly figure, going on the talk show…

Sadly, they’ll just cash out and keep their heads down for a while until one of their fellow bros at another company offers them a new gig.

“one could not be blamed for desiring an Arthurian adventure that didn’t unfold in such an unbroken state of art-movie portentousness”

From my understanding the fireworks were hauled away in normal box trucks. In addition to standard fireworks this piece of shit also had an additional 40 IED’s in his possession.

From the WAPO:

That’s what I’m reading. 5th and 8th Amendment rights exist. We don’t toss them out because we don’t like the person. Best I’ve read is “I respectfully invite you to consider the difference between ‘the rich can beat the system' and “only the rich can reliably vindicate their rights'"

I bet his eyesight mysteriously gets better now.

In brighter news, Donald Rumsfeld died.

You’re that submarine guy who murdered that reporter aren’t you.