From Steven Benson of the Arizona Republic, in response to this story about state workers getting clean water for a nearly a year before the people of Flint.

He suggested that larger, refillable and reuseable, containers be used— specifically, 55 gallons for every household per day.

My wife once got an actual photograph of some guy’s boner slid under the apartment door. She and her roommate figured it was the creepy morning doorman of their building. She kept it because it was so comically large. Years later, I was trying to find a pen and I stumbled across it and she told me the story. This was…

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

I’m just going to come right out and say that if you have the need to have a breathalyzer on your keychain, you may need to do a little introspection to determine if you have a problem with alcohol.

I’m just going to come right out and say that if you have the need to have a breathalyzer on your keychain, you may…

I don’t know the situation but I think you are reading a lot into this. It sounds like a frustrated mom dealing with a major transition period in the relationship. The rest is just projection. Eta: and to add, young people also have to learn to have a relationship as an adult with their parents. It’s usually a mutual…

Ah yes, we’ll have the Thunderbirds put on an airshow over Raqqa. That should do it. They’ll be so awestruck by our tight formation flying and ‘Rock You Like a Hurricane’ that they’ll drop their weapons and immediately rethink this whole Caliphate thing.

What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

Annie Hall? Annie fucking Hall? In what way is this punch to the nutsack with a steel fist funny? Sorry, this entire list is invalid because of this poor choice.

The day I lay face down on a hotel carpet, is the the day they find me dead. No other possible situation will have me putting my forehead to the ground. Nope. Nope. Nope.

It reads like my... I mean someone's KFC fanfic.

How is building your own PC “risky” to anything but your wallet? You might create a malevolent cyborg which turns on its creator?

Do not humble yourself with stupid jokes. Especially if you’re going into a meeting with an employee who has been labeled troublesome. As a manager, I am very, very careful in how I appear when they come into my office. A manipulative employee will seize on any perceived weakness to exploit a situation. Get a read on…

You know what? NO. As an adult, Xmas presents mostly suck. As an adult, Thanksgiving kind of sucks because you can’t pig out anymore without guilt (and maybe also heartburn and what have you). As an adult Halloween sucks because you don’t get to go get a bag of free candy like you used to, and if you do, it’s the same…

Well it is a first version, they had to start somewhere. It might get better.

I’d have modified a Roomba to hold this on it, so I could actively chase the dog and shoot treats at it.

Freddy vs. Jason was way better than it had any right to be, and I'm still disappointed we never got Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash.

I'm 73 years old right now. I have 4x last years in the bank. Haven't touched a dime since I retired at age 65. Wife and I are living off our SS income + a whopping $172 a month pension check. We still have money left at the end of the month. The key to retirement is, you must have NO debt, house paid off. I bought a…

This requires you to drink a lot of alcohol and get drunk and be hanging out with a bunch of alcoholics. Bartenders are focused on their job, serving drinks. They do not have any training on counseling prople with serious problems.