Three keys to wearing clothes well - be tall, thin and thirty.

Three keys to wearing clothes well - be tall, thin and thirty.

I was ready to hate, hate, hate this show when it came out because of Seth McFarlane who I see as Gene Kelly reincarnated by chaos lords, but the love and respect for the Star Trek mythology in this show won me over.

Still too many poop jokes but some of the best meta- Star Trek fan fiction out there, up there with…

That’s discounting creative lock-in where the studio only makes the content available on their platform for months/years. 

Shh....don’t talk about it. I really can’t handle another hack reboot right now.

Modern mythology - Star Trek in the creative slaughterhouse that uses everything but the oink.

And Jeri Ryan was always a better actress than that skinsuit allowed her to be, so glad to see she gets another turn at bat.

Let’s see, the comment is a month-and-a-half old; oughta be a 10-episode series Netflix with an Asylum reboot or two by now.

This article doesn’t mention Jaws in the 1970s segment. Seems like an oversight.

Clue In the Woods?

Cabin In The Study With The Crossbow?

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as the heavy has me sold, especially if he goes the whacked-out Crispin Glover Thin Man route from the Barrymore-Diaz-Liu series. 

Because if they talked that way to strangers’ kids they would get punched in the face. which they should anyway. 

A reminder that the Coast Guard is a branch of the US military and they go up against criminals who are armed with the best tools US drug users can buy for them.

Tell everyone’s right-wing aunt to save a JESUS WANTS YOU TO LIKE AND SHARE for those men and women who jump on to moving submarines in the middle of the…

Lindelof?

Lost PTSD engaged...no thanks...if you need a reminder about what a creative bottom-feeder this guy is, here’s a reminder...and be sure to enjoy the Harry Knowles-esque fanboy/bootlick “interviewing” him...

https://www.vulture.com/2013/08/script-doctor-damon-lindelof-on-blockbuster-screenwriting.html

Monster Squad FTW! Great movie.

<one of 200 streaming services> is bottom-feeding every premise into a series, let’s see this one.

Could she really do that after that kind of a weight cut, though, which I’m sure involved starvation/stomach shrinkage? Wouldn’t most of that just come right back up or put her into a devastating crash/food coma?

To roughly convert from Celsius to Fahrenheit, multiply by 2 and add 30. From Fahrenheit to Celsius, subtract 30 and divide by 2. (To more precisely convert C to F, multiply by 1.8 and add 32.)

I was curious about Heaven’s Gate and watched it recently. It wasn’t actually a -bad- movie, at least not what you see on the screen, aside from being really depressing and about thirty minutes too long.

Kris Kristofferson was always way too closed off to be leading man material but he worked in the ‘70s anti-hero…

The “win a dream date with a rock critic” bit from Conan O’Brien’s show does not seem to be on YouTube, but it is what I think of whenever Pitchfork comes up.

She was a true believer - in her destiny, in herself, in her righteousness.

She was Pol Pot or Mao Tse Tung as opposed to Stalin. Stalin was ruthless but an opportunist - Pol and Mao were true believers.

Opportunists will kill and burn to get what they want, but the true believers have convinced themselves they’re…

If we’re treating Westeros like the British Isles and Essos as Europe, she lands in the Caribbean and starts a tyrannical genocide that makes Danerys Targarayen look like a Girl Scout den mother.

Writer shenanigans.