This guy should get together with FPSRussia. Two hokey Russian accents are better than one.

Nothing is where you think it is.

Guess I’m old-fashioned - is foodborne pregnancy a thing now?

(or did you mean foodborne threat -to- pregnancies?)

Tradition!

The twine should be taut, not taught, unless you’re planning to give it a lesson about how weak PVC pipe is.

FLASH USSOCOM - find and castrate Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi and leave him alive in place, priority one. All other priorities rescinded.

Remember to spay and neuter all dangerous animals, people.

A snitty little post. Jezebel deserves better than this.

I always wonder about these tests...is it telling you what you should do or just reflecting what you’re currently doing? If that makes sense.

In other worlds, maybe you were other things, but in this world you score high as an accountant because you’re an accountant.

I always try to cut my younger self a little slack - he was doing the best he could with the information he had at the time.

Make it like student loans - a debt that cannot be discharged even in bankruptcy.

So if you're at a coffee shop, can you dilute the tip accordingly since it doesn't need to be split with "...the bussers, and the runners, and the front of house, and the cooks and bartenders"?

If you love it, do it because you will always seek to improve at your true passion. That's the difference between the people I would give any opportunities, time or money to work with and the gut-and-paste Google-grammers I tolerate until I'm done with them, then can whack en masse and replace in a month from…

Gonna find that dang ol' Blair Witch this time.

Agree about priority - when someone tells me that they don't have time I know that means they didn't make it a priority. We always find time for priorities.

Do you mean the chief counsel, aka this guy?

http://legal.un.org/ola/div_ousg.a…

The most important part of this seems to be thin and 30.

And eventually one will get sick or die, and the other will be lost and you will wish you'd pushed harder when it might have made a difference.

Good to see smugness does not decline with age. Not everyone has your experience.

Good article, thanks. If I was able to master (well, develop competency with) OOP I should be able to improve my B# platform.

Better late than not at all.