Did anyone say that the reversibility wasn’t cool? I think it was always cool, it was the fact that it was essentially micro-USB without actually being compatible with every other cable that made it so “Apple”, and that’s what people ripped on.

Your spelling and spacing are a little off, Tom.

DeSean Jackson (shoulder) did not speak to reporters as he left field after practice.

I’m pretty sure your only recourse at this point is getting your boss’ daughter pregnant and marrying her, forcing your boss to re hire you in order to support the grandbaby.

Del Rio’s got a bit of “Shooter” McGavin in him, no?

Apparently, there is a lot of evidence that increasing police presence actually does deter crime in a way that fear of prison doesn’t. The goal shouldn’t be more arrests, though. It should be stopping crime before it happens.

Please don’t fire your gun into the sky trying to shoot down a drone.

After careful review, I can tell you that was never a dunk, as he never had control of the ball. Turn over on downs.

Man, fuck fortune cookies. They don’t even have goddamn fortunes anymore, they’re just proverbs and shit now.

This is a better outcome than that other NFC East DE who reduced his digits from 10 to 9.

Dear all Pats fans who are coming to post the exact same whine,

My God, that transcript. ‘I ordered you to have a healthy relationship with your father’. THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS. THAT’S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS.

Literally what

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Visiting hours didn’t begin until 4 PM and Tom Coughlin needed to get to bed

2) Leaving