I pointed out on Splinter that he looks just like the humiliated but stoic political wives standing beside their husbands as they deliver a mea culpa for their sexual misbehavior (see Mrs. Sen Craig, Mrs. Gov McGreevey, and Mrs. Sen Vitter):

Comforting thought, but the auctions are undoubtedly scheduled to minimize taxes on the proceeds (not too much in any single tax year).

Her kids might as well sell her hideous clothes; The Baroness certainly can’t wear chiffon where she is. It would melt.

Can you imagine the kid’s reactions when they were visited by these two stiffs? A haughty churchbitch and a barely cognizant failed model.

Really? I don’t see how this compares to Netflix at all, in fact it seems mostly like exactly what it is described, holding Disney owned properties hostage in yet another add on streaming services when the target audience, i.e. children have an extreme amount of power in the decision making process.

To be fair, real mass transit is also very, very expensive. 

Sir Ben Kingsley is not just an actor!

I think her final form is going to be bald unless she eases up the tension on her hair. 

That outfit has like a 80's/90's futuristic vibe. Like Jem and Holograms meets Rainbow Brite. As a child, I wanted to change my name to She-Ra Rainbow Brite Mary Poppins Princess of Power so I am really digging this outfit. As a 15/16 year old, I would not have rocked it because I got real dark in high school.

We’re gonna find out something horrific about her... Just you wait. Nothing is right about any of this.

I think his slaves would have something to say about that “self made” claim.

I say we bring back leper colonies and forcibly allow anti-vaxxers to relocate. When children become of age, they can leave the colony to get vaccines and join the real world. I’m sure there’s a lovely piece of Alaskan wilderness in need of some nut jobs.

no. 20% is an extremely generous tip. Call me a fucking jerk all you want. Tipping is stupid and sexist, and we should be pushing for a change that sees servers paid a fair wage and doesn’t put customers in that awkward situation of tipping. IT DOES NOT CREATE BETTER SERVICE. And you know what? The 2% they’re shorted…

How about instead of paying a fine, she’s ordered to give that amount to the general scholarship fund of the school she bamboozled? Give a chance to a low or middle-income applicant.

Nice, but when mentioning other college students she should have specifically referenced any applicant who didn’t get accepted because the seat was filled with her undeserving child. That’s who is really harmed.

He looks like his name is Kip and he’s the best damned used car salesman in the tri-city area.

Beard or no beard I'll take this Chris over that Kit with a beard any day.

I’m frankly amazed so many went along with the scheme for as long as they did. I expect it was mostly out of fear, the equivalent of avoiding nasty Yelp reviews.  Not allowing them in at all is the only answer.

What’s that saying? When you marry for money, you earn every penny? Having to listen to Trump speak endlessly about how great he is for 3 hours every night, and only throwing in the occasional “You’re right, dear” or “Good thing you’re president and not Hillary, honey,” doesn’t sounds awful lot  like a conversation,…

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.