Valid re: ages. At the time I watched it, though, the only thing that bothered me was Brosnan’s total, complete, utter lack of singing ability. He’s the type that, if he were alone in the shower, he might hear himself and think “hmm, maybe I’d better just focus on getting clean.”

Why wait?

At this point I suspect she’s actually a Westworld robot or a LMD or a Stepford Wife without the dexterity to sign her name.

Doesn’t it look like he signed Melania’s name too? It’s kind of like my nephew, who used to sign the name of everyone in his family (and the dog, with a pawprint, of course) on every card he sent. He was very excited about writing.

Those are fillers. To hide what Daddy calls time-to-get-a-mistress wrinkles.

a thing? they’ve been together for 16 and have led a quiet, private life. Maybe more celebs should take note.

There’s strong evidence that Kim Davis might be more qualified to serve as a federal judge than Matthew Petersen.

Children are so much easier to teach than grown men.

Man, think if you were George Clooney’s fifteenth best friend. That would suck.

“so it’s not like this is taking away from charity donations or anything.”

Hitler had a Jewish doctor so I do believe you’re on to something there.

Yep.

I’ve seen love it or list it. If all the electrical outlets have covers it should break the $2 millie mark

If at first you are struck by the home’s modesty (it’s just $1.4 million!)

Sorry Mr. Moore. They’re not your type of 14 year olds.

Uh... Excuse me. I was told that there would be 14 year-olds here.

I guarantee Prince Philip is going to have some opinions about Meghan Markle in The Crown season 7. 

People who give a fuck about what other people eat bore me. Who cares?

I'm a picky eater. I'm trying to be more adventurous and grow as a person or whatever, but there's not much i hate more than a stuck up foodie - people who think they're better than someone else because of what they're willing to put into their mouths. Who gives a fuck.