Perhaps he has early stage dementia.

This was brilliant. Unfortunately Erasure isn’t doing any of the ABBA songs on their latest tour.

So that was the symbolism of the soccer ball?

So Trump only has one ball?

Well, Toronto does have a Little Italy. (Two, actually. One on College and one on St. Clair.)

And the Liberals never handed out patronage jobs?

The “big director” with multiple Oscars is either Oliver Stone or Spielberg. Any other suggestions?

You would think that these days, with streaming and video games, that movie theaters would be trying to reduce prices.

Bourdain’s girlfriend wasn’t into the occult.  She was into another man.  Hugo Clement.

Well, if you move to Iceland, you have to change your first name to something on their list of Icelandic approved names.  It’s not as dehumanizing, but still.

Mr. Spruce and I always regard Colbert’s guests as people who are only there because they have something to sell. Give us the old, old days when Bob Hope was driving by the Tonight Show studio and just decided to drop in on the show for no reason but to hang out.

The horror! The horror!

Chris Plummer?

They should also check out the percentage that hold a driver’s licence. When I was 16 (a million years ago) I couldn’t wait to start driving- and I grew up in a big city with decent public transit. My kids and their friends, growing up in the same big city, have no interest in learning to drive. In rural communities…

Okay, looking up Maria Ryan, hoping she’s Paul Ryan’s wife.... Damn, she isn’t!

As an idea, it’s great, but in reality, you have union hiring halls and you might only be allowed the grip who is at the top of the list. The odds of it being a woman are slim.

Is suicide still considered a crime? It was at one time.

She wasn’t just standing near the guy, she was hugging him and holding hands. Maybe they’re just very very close friends.

Methinks the menu was written up by someone from Singapore or somebody whose first language wasn’t English.

Aristotle said (and the 28Up movies proved it): “Give me a child until he is seven and I will show you the man.”