You wait.

Throw a skirt over that baby and you’ve got a bustle!

Today an openly gay man hosting a kids’ show wouldn’t be that big a thing. But, like a straight children’s host, there is a sense of decorum which is necessary in the person’s private life. Any photos or video of behavior which could negatively influence the person’s TV persona wouldn’t do the person’s career any…

Yup, and double yup. One of the very few remakes that was better than the original.

I never realized that the Minnesotan accent was so close to rural Canadian, but they are in proximity geographically....

Yeah, I had a great aunt who was a shit disturber and who would intentionally orchestrate things so that relatives would start fighting among themselves. Her only child moved from Scotland to British Columbia to get away from her, only to have her parents follow her there a few years later.

I call BS. No producer, no insurance company will allow the mega star to do his own stunts. If he dies, there’s a lot of lost moolah at stake. These money shots are probably a combination of VFX and doubles.

I’m surprised that the animal welfare commenters aren’t here wanting to close this circus down.

I buy all my panties (“knickers”) from M&S. Easy online service and super fast shipping. Good quality shit.

Possibly a rich and clever publisher would buy them and publish them in a couple of volumes - “Alan Rickman: Diaries” & “Alan Rickman: Correspondence.” Or some fancier titles - I obviously am not a clever publisher.

As my Scottish father said, the Nessie sightings and stories always used to happen at the beginning of tourist season.

It’s the sort of letter someone who lacks confidence would send to the person who broke up with them. “I know we won’t meet soon, but someday.... And someday I’ll be famous and richer than you.”

I won’t be watching AD.

Okay, let’s see here. Dude is 26. He has an Audi and the money to buy lots of guns and ammunition. Assuming he was playing ICE cop between 9 and 5, what did he do to earn money?

Using their rhetoric, if the Santa Fe shooter had had a single mother, he might not have gotten his hands on his father’s guns.

My only complaint about the dress (or the whole wedding, for that matter) is that the girl’s a divorcee. It should not have been white.

She’s just about to turn blue from sucking in her gut.

My mother told me that I slept from Day One. When pregnant, she never felt better in her life and my father was the one who got morning sickness. She also told me that she only had menstrual cramps once in her life and that she experienced menopause for about half an hour when she got woozy and had to lie down. Under…

Kinda sounds like a reboot of Cinderella, doesn’t it?

You can’t win against Crazy.