Is this guy distantly related to the Kennedy Schlossbergs?

Now I know why Tim Horton’s coffee tastes like shit.

Years ago I picked up a few pairs of cotton underwear that has long legs like bike shorts. They fit fine under a short skirt and the cotton breathes.

Your headline makes a Royal Wedding seem like a disease. Maybe it is.

If she got an infection or “bled out,” I highly doubt she’s still with us after all these months. But it’s nice that he cares. (ha.)

I give every book 50 pages. If I’m bored by then, I give up. Life’s too short.

How much was your downpayment? How much do you pay per year in taxes, upkeep, fees? How much did you pay to your real estate agent/lawyer in fees? Do you plan to have the same job in the same city for the rest of your days?

I don’t know why, but my gut feeling is this marriage will last ten years. Hope I’m wrong.

Actually renting is a good idea. If you have the neighbors from hell, you can move. If you rent, you can invest that down payment money and put it to work for you. You don’t have to worry about upkeep or condo fees and you can roll your extra money into your investments, which can allow you to retire earlier or take a…

You could toss Frears a script for any genre and he’d make an entertaining film. He’s the guy who made The Queen and High Fidelity. My favorite living director.

No, you respond that you saw the Anderson Cooper interview. Then - all good!

As an Old, who is the same age as Prince Edward, I had no use for them when I was in my 20s. I resented Edward, who was making $36K a year just by being born royal. He was an Oxford student at the time and didn’t do any royal ribbon cutting chores. As I’m getting older, I’m beginning to warm to the family and I…

Disagree. The Queen’s mother was Queen Elizabeth and the Queen’s grandmother was Queen Mary. The Queen’s great grandmother was Queen Alexandra. Kate will be Queen Catherine someday.

Typo: Queen Elizabeth was married in 1947.

And don’t think that Security won’t be going through those picnic baskets looking for bombs.

Toronto is getting (or maybe already has) something called DriveHer. Female drivers for female passengers.

It shows how much extra money producers make out of productions when then can easily scratch together $275K. I feel it was a situation of “Oops! We got caught!”

I just watched Orson Welles’ “F for Fake” and it highlighted Elmyr de Hory who intentionally created fakes for sale. He got away with it easily because there were so many unscrupulous art dealers.

Every time I hear that kid’s name I’m going to think of his namesake’s fuck up that caused the slaughter of Canadian soldiers in WWII. Louis Mountbatten was a dick.

Perhaps she’s the one who hand delivers his McDonald’s every evening.