“The 2021 Land Rover Defender 90 Gives You Something The Wrangler Can’t”

I saw a new Defender the other day and it was very ugly. It looks a lot better in pictures than it does in person.

Less “features”. I would like to see physical buttons again. Having to navigate a menu to increase the A/C fan speed, or turn on heated seats, is ridiculous. The “luxury” of a screen is usually that it provides access to deeper options and control, while at the same time making really simple things unnecessarily hard.…

A clutch pedal

I find it absolutely baffling that Honda would create this ‘hatchback’ along with a nearly identical sedan. Considering how sedan-like this ‘hatchback’ is, Honda would have gotten away with just creating the hatchback as the only model. Hatch-haters still would have bought the ‘hatchback’ version thinking it were just…

People are rooting for Harley to fail because they relied to hard on the "Im a rebel! Look at my deafening bike and total asshat riding!" crowd. 

I wouldn’t mind Harley failing, so we can get less of the “Loud Pipes Save Lives” douchebags that make the rest of us public enemy #1.

“Sure, you can joke that all of the big cruisers are too heavy, too expensive, and too old-fashioned, aimed at a dying market”

Dear Chrysler,

Buick did that, and it did not work. 

Gimme dat Gimme dat

Jack it up an inch or two, add a little cladding, slap some Chrysler badges on there, and sell it here.

Gimme dat French wagon

I’m not an environmentalist, but I’m also not a fan of wasteful conspicuous consumption. FCA must be the least fuel efficient automotive corporation in the US. Aside from the Pacifica Hybrid, does anything they shill get over 30 mpg?

I've seen this trainwreck on the road. It looks like a Kia Borrego fucked a Chevy Orlando and someone shat a bunch of chrome all over the offspring.

Everyone is complaining about the grille but the headlights are the worst offense.

I think that they might be messing with us. The grille and bumper are very strangely asymmetric. This looks like it could be a wonky Photoshop job.

JFC that’s ugly.  Toyota should fire all their designers, and everyone else that saw this abomination but still greenlighted it for production.

Toyota Tundra - now with 50% more Trucky McTruckFace