Chris Rock is a gift. HE IS A TREASURE. FIGHT ME.

I’m pretty sure most people who make a big show about how fantastic all the sex they’re having is are mostly overcompensating for the fact that they’re not. I mean, if you feel the need to involve a florist in your sexual escapades, I feel like that’s a good sign that something is lacking on the sex side of things.

God, you two, go back to fucking in the kitchen when you know your parents are coming over in ten minutes.

Better sex? Are you kidding me? My hand has better sex than those two.

Guaranteed the old fat couple next door to me have better-hotter, more REAL passion than these two posers.

Oh my god yes! ‘Cept these insufferable folks have a van instead of a Su-BAHR-u.

I’m surprised they didn’t talk about all the spiced meat they eat.

This seems like a younger version of that professor couple that Rachel Dratch and Will Ferrell played on SNL where they overshared about being “lovahs.”

I mean, just get a tumblr. No one will care if you share your twat there. Im sure the outrage is what fuels them. I give them 10 minutes with out the attention before they shrivel up like a necrotic testicle.

I like her lacy bralette and panties, though. I’d like some of those.

Nah, fuck this guy.

Of course it’s harmless. But I think exhibitionists should own it and just say they love the attention, rather than trying to pass this off as some altruistic lesson to the world on how to make sweet, sweet love. That’s what elicits eye rolls, not the exhibitionism itself.

UGGGGGGGH. Like I’m pretty sure everyone gets the whole “sex is good” thing, and the people with crazy sex hangups are NOT going to get any modicum of inspiration from hot young tan bohemians that lick each other and lay around in sand gardens. I would place money on the fact that they are not even a couple and are…

I dislike these people. I dislike his hat and his hair, and I dislike that they are pretending their entry level exhibitionism is in any way evidence of emotional maturity, enlightenment or profundity. There, I said it.

These people should just keep their erotic fiction on their Geocities page or whatever.

More like this is why people don’t like people who wear fedoras.

Good thing they're an objectively and conventionally attractive couple. Can you imagine what the reaction would have been to the same captions, poses, and wardrobe choices if they had each been 50-75 pounds heavier?

Please. For the love of all that is holy. Do not write a book about your love. No one cares about your love. Own the fact that you write porn. There’s no shame. Just own it.

Incredibly Sensual Narcissistic Couple Punished for Sharing Their Love on Instagram Oversharing

I get the feeling this couple would enjoy their AMAZING SEX LIFE a lot less if they weren’t able to share it with the world. To help them love as well as they do, of course. Because they are only motivated by true altruism, of course. No attention whoring here, none at all.