“The internet can and will make you fat, as does justice.”

The internet can and will make you fat, as does justice. Why, just after reading that they caught Ethan Couch last night, I ate a celebratory grilled cheese and then later gained forty pounds.

thus improving the life of the child.

I know, for some reason I see a hungry child unable to afford lunch as a problem in need of a solution instead of an opportunity for punishment. It’s weird.

Look at you with all your sense making.

So, here’s a crazy idea: when a kid reaches a certain amount of lunch debt, a social worker or school administrator reaches out to the kid’s family to try to find out why: is the kid going to school with lunch money every day and getting it taken on the way to school? Are they just spending it on chips in the morning?…

Place a meaningless crown on your head for ten seconds, remove it, and see if that helps.

Hirsch insists that Gutierrez can choose her sex partners, as well as “the type of sex you want to have and how many movies you ultimately appear in.”

And yet my homemade porn just sits there.

We have a combination of government run classes and volunteer activities. Not every asylum seeker can access them, due to our countries frankly inhuman approach to them, but the ones who can and do use them, consider them extremely helpful.

I work with asylum seekers and they’ve all told me that cultural programs are really helpful in making their new country less scary and making them feel less likely to end up in trouble. They literally all said they wanted more English classes to be available, and that all asylum seekers should have access to programs…

I think it’s more that Canadian rules on corporal punishment of children would not be in line with a lot of other nationalities. Canada allows open palmed smacks of a trifling nature in children between 2 and 12 only. I imagine they don’t want people getting their kids taken away or getting deported for child abuse. I…

I would like to deeply apologize for the above comment. When I said “so long Jerkbags”, I didn’t mean to imply that the rest of you are, in fact, Jerkbags. I was suffering from exhaustion at the time and have deep respect for the Jerkbag community.

Wait, we’re allowed to opt out of it? Finally. So long jerkbags!

This reminds me of a case a while ago in New York where a mother from a Northern country got arrested for child abandonment because she left her sleeping child in a buggy in front of a store while she went in. In her own country this is legal, permissible, and common; she had no idea how it came across in her new home.

Is it? What did you think about this then?

Right, I’m pretty much totally okay with teaching people that human rights violations are wrong.

It’s incredibly important for female immigrants to understand their rights in their new country, what is considered permissible and what isn’t, and what to do if someone violates your rights. Doubly so if they’re educating their children.

There is no lack of continuity, because this play is something separate from the movies.