What the fuck is this bullshit about “vegans don’t respond or it will be proof of what I say!”? No, proof of what you say would be vegans foisting their belief system upon you in response, which nobody is doing.

I’m not a vegan, but you’re wrong. People supposedly hate vegans because it’s fun to say you hate people, like “everyone” hates hipsters and people who claim to be gluten-intolerant.

I’m 38 and I still haven’t yet met one of these infamous condescending, militant vegans I hear so much about in my right-wing family members’ email forwards.

I like a lot of your posts, but “This is what I think and anyone who posts anything in disagreement is just proving my point” is pretty lazy posting behavior.

No gonna try and speak to your experience or anything, but I’ve seriously never understood this “vegan dictating their life choices to others” archetype as anything but a paranoid fantasy of people who feel somehow attacked by the personal choices of others which in no way affect anyone else.

Look at this Lil’ Kim Davis costume (with Magic Mike Huckabee):

Well she’s not alone.

The problem that you most likely have is that your labia minora (inner lips) is protruding past your labia majora (outer lips).

“a more youthful look”

giving a more youthful look

This take disturbing to a whole new level.

You don’t pay for the milk when you own the cow!”

This guy is seriously scary. He’s telling men it’s a sin for her not to want sex. What the hell is that? I know they think sex should be heterosexual, married and for procreation. My god, that view is sick if they can't see that consent and mutual enjoyment is also apart of it.

I blame myself for reading this. I mean, I knew it was going to be bad, but I was sure I was prepared for whatever depraved views were coming my way. But nah. I was wrong.

Holy fucking shit. “Doing what’s right” = treating a woman like property, completely disregarding her feelings and requests, and then blaming her for a lack of emotional connection???

If your wife is constantly “submitting” to sex, you are doing something wrong. Maybe, instead of staring at her boobs or whatever so that her glare doesn’t make your boner go down, try to do something that, you know, makes sex pleasurable for her so she’ll want it? Or is the female orgasm sinful, too?

TIL not submitting to your husband for enthusiastic on-demand sex is a sin! Definitely didn’t learn that one in Catholic school!

I’m sure this guy pictures himself being best buddies with Jesus if he lived in the first century, and not part of the mob that wanted him dead.

Ughhhhh this man has raped his wife dozens of times. You know it. I’m barely kidding when I say that writing that should be a sufficient confession to get him sent to jail.

jesus christ, sinning for wanting it and sinning for not.