I was giving my husband a blow job once while he was sitting in the chair and I pulled away bc I was gagging on a hair and he came right then. Cum flying through the air and arcing beautifully right onto his head and face. Hah. I laughed.
Your mother-in-law is a legend.
Also, is it just me, that I’d much rather someone think I’m having shower sex with my husband than think he’s pooping a foot away from me while I’m in the shower?
Your MIL sounds kind of awesome.
The idea of a nude man trying to jam his shoulder back where it belongs *in a doorway* is crazy funny to me right now! What a trooper.
Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.
We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…
Back when I was younger and single I had a weekly ‘arrangement’ with this guy I met through mutual friends. He was nothing spectacular but a fixed Tuesday night hookup? Young me couldn’t refuse!
One night as sexy time things are happening in his bed he tumbles off the bed - to this day I still don’t understand how it…
An ex managed to ejaculate in his own eye once. Poor planning.
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Is this the thread where I share my emotional pain experienced during sex?
AMEN.
Men who write this kind of shit need to die in a fire. It annoyed the crap out of me when my kids were infants, and it still annoys me when I read it now.
I don’t think that, had I decided to be the breadwinner and leave Stuart as the primary parent (which I almost did), and I struggled to parent on a day when Stuart was ill, I would have had all these accusations levelled at me.
We’re both so lucky to have her.
The internet is full of parents bitching endlessly about their own life choices, and yet people act like I have problems because I don’t want kids.
Just want to highlight this statement:
What’s he doing?
Alright I’ve seen enough of this article that I don’t want to click through, but I HAVE to ask: Did this man at any point refer to what he was doing as “babysitting?”
Told y’all. Babies are dumb.