I don’t even get the symbolism of it, either. “Look, here we are in a distorted photo floating in a vat of oil and then sealed in a jar.”
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Burlap and gingham aren't vintage. They're rustic. Those words do not mean what Pintrest thinks they mean. Vintage is time, rustic is material.
Argh, I hate the way people treat fish as disposable. Bettas need at least 2-3 gallons and a filter, if you don’t have live plants. Goldfish can live for 5+ years if you take care of them right (they produce a lot of ammonia and need a good filter and plenty of space).
This wasn’t released in the past. It’s a new thing. Your childhood remains undestroyed.
I’ve never understood the notion of a new thing “destroying a person’s childhood”, so to speak. Did this retroactively delete the previous art made and the experience of consuming it?
It is bizarre, and yet....it works? I’m not surprised NBC et al passed on it, but the cast and comedy are solid and it never shies away from the fact that life CAN be shitty. Bad things can happen to people, and they survive. Somehow they keep the right balance - hopefully they can maintain it in season 2.
Kimmy Schmidt restored my faith in black comedy. Toss those Family Guy rape jokes in the trash and bring back the real black comedies that make incisive observations about their subject matter!
Yeah, my 10th grade sex ed class did a similar thing with a rose that we passed around and each took a petal off of (gross). It was weird, because it wasn’t even an abstinence-only curriculum, but they were required to bring in an abstinence speaker. I wrote him a very strongly-worded letter about how he was being…
Oh, I see. So we’re against anti-vaxxers but we’re all for little Cash infecting a robotics class with a vicious case of cooties? Hypocrites.
I want to watch a buddy cop show about her and Rachel Dolezal. Rach is the tough, take-no-shit, blackface cop. She doesn’t need a gun or badge; she’s got her bow and arrow and her race card. Belle is the freewheeling hippie cop with a tragic secret: she’s dying of fake-ass cancer. Together, they must team up to fight…
She was diagnosed with brain cancer by a fake doctor but managed to get real chemotherapy for this condition? Sounds likely.
Wow, I also stopped when she got to the “science box.” I couldn’t take it anymore.
Inspired by the Rachel Dolezal Method of non-answers.
Yeah. It’s godawful. It’s just remarkably bad, overwrought writing. I see from the byline that she’s a PhD student, which is alarming.
Oh, and the bathrooms are clean, but somehow bad because they are near an offensive sign about pulling meat. She went to a restaurant called rubbin’ buttz and she’s surprised that there are more signs with double entendres?
I have to agree with you ... with one extra question: why did the girls playing basketball make the author want to puke, or if they didn’t, why did she mention them and wanting to vomit simultaneously? unless girls playing basketball is cultural misappropriation of a sport played by black men. And an automatic…
I bet it’s one of those things where you seek out an experience thinking you’re gonna get a great story out of it, and then it ends up being anticlimactic, but you’re like, “What the hell, I went all the way there, might as well write that essay anyway...”
Don’t laugh at the stock photo of that child. My own daughter was recently diagnosed with shutterstock. She has watermarks all over her face and body, and she refuses to go outdoors.