your only major quarrel is her total lack of morals? her skimpy costume aint so bad, it seems to entertain your dad?

white people to the rescue!

gotta be a troll. too gross and stupid to be real.

no dragonfly?

i thought the same thing. the source material warns. wouldnt go awry here..

straight up torn from the pages of american psycho. nauseating.

i dunno, i dont consider myself all-out ugly, but i am definitely not photogenic. even when im having a good-looking-type day, i get really uncomfortable and self-conscious with having to pose for pictures, anything less than spontaneous photos make me feel vain. i tend to pull faces in photos because then its…

chick orders steak tartare well-done at a somewhat snazz restaurant. i tell her how its generally served, and she seems a little put out but agrees to go for it raw. i brought it out and she barely touched it. kinda feel bad, cos it was priceyish, she wasn't a dick about it, and maybe she was too embarrassed to change…

full agree. i spend like half of my time watching this show just shouting "for fucks sake, USE YOUR WORDS!" at the characters. andrea and michonne in woodbury. for that matter, michonne or daryl almost all the time up until lately. lizzie thinking zombies were people and carol not telling her what they knew from the…

agree, selena spends so much time barely coping between hers and her staff's (and president's) various fuck ups, she comes across as a charming and mildly competent politician just trying to get by and accomplish something. the few times where she's truly awful, like any instance involving Catherine, serve as an…

didn't you get the memo? all of reddit is all awful gross men and no self-respecting jezebel reader could gain a thing from the site. that's what jezebel's taught us, isnt it?

that's disappointing. there are lots of shitty people there, and lots of cool people. and tonnes of different topics and subreddits. jezebel only ever comments on the shitty stuff, since that's the stuff they consider relevant. then people like you judge redditors cos even though they might be on there discussing…

did you miss the part where she said:

good lord, what is with you people. if you dont agree with something someone says or does, the first go to is: "volunteer! help people! i don't agree with your opinion on this matter so don't talk about it, instead go and save society!"

did someone hold a gun to your head and force you to read this? at least she's doing it cos its her job.

handyman, logger, or student. if youll excuse me...

yea man, i saw a couple of those at coachella and sasquatch last year and was genuinely boggled. how could you honestly think that was a good idea? the vintage hipster/hobo/flower child dress up is insufferable enough, but going full steam moron into wearing headdresses with a bunch of other coked up white kids? ouch.

ugh. i knew a dude who pretended to be a cheeky lady, she was known to us as a friend of his. "she" was abroad, sending and receiving sexy pictures with a friend of mine, while detailing how she was in a car accident, then kicked by a horse, so she couldnt come home to meet us. finally out of the hospital, she…

so talk about those things. a ring not lighting up and them saving face doesnt expose russian corruption. its what anyone would do, thats olympic horsheshit grandeur.

im torn on this. as a kid, on the way to the circus with my family, protesters gave me an illustrated comic about how the elephants came to be there. i was too young to even know they were protesters, but that was enough to get me interested in animals-as-entertainment and be opposed to circuses that use animals. fast…