I really don’t get why this is a trend, or a restaurant dish. It reminds me of the cereal restaurant trend; guys, you can make that at home in literally two steps.

I’m with you. I don’t give a hoot about Amy Schumer one way or the other, but I do realize that Amy Schumer and Kurt Metzger are not the same person.

What is this bullshit with holding a woman responsible for what a man does?

Right? It’s almost as though this whole situation is a lot bigger than the jr high version of i cant believe my friend amy is still friends with Kurt after his facebook rant, like OMG

Yeah, I can’t believe she’d treat a friend who she disagrees with on an issue w/ respect instead of throwing him under the bus.

Honestly it sounds like a network and/or lawyer has heavily coached her on this subject. She’s normally very direct, and if she has an opinion, she shares it.

No shame. I would break that man.

He’s 35 years older than me, and when I met him as a 20-something, I was like “yep...would.”

Shame is the tool of the patriarchy.

I am an XXy woman. I successfully conceived and delivered my child. I have naturally occurring high levels of testosterone. I am also a sofa schlub. There’s no way in hell I or my android pelvis could perform as well as the *LEAST* testosterone laden of the competitors.

You’re trying too hard. Just use Trump’s go-to excuse:

Fuck the attacker’s horrible family too, while we’re at it.

Men really need to learn how to control their emotions.

Jackline Mwende, 27, says she was counseled by her pastor to try to save her marriage, despite escalating abuse.

Will we ever live in a fucking time where the Margaret Atwood quote is not dead on 100% fucking accurate?

Pastor Kioko added: “But we noticed the man was determined to leave. So it was agreed that they live in peace in their separate homes

MASCULINITY SO FUCKING FRAGILE