The truth hurts.

ALL LIES!!!!!

This. I tried to explain to a good friend once that I’m actually pretty painfully shy sometimes and she straight laughed at me and told me I didn’t know why shy meant. Apparently she missed the part where I’ll drop off the radar for several days if I’ve spent too much time around other people. (Or when I had to lock…

I love it when I learn that individuals who are funny/loud/outgoing, like Amy Schumer, are actually introverts. I am like this. When I am “on,” I can be the total life of the party and genuinely enjoy it, but I’m going to need like 3 days alone in the woods (just kidding, bugs are gross; please drop me off at the…

I get tired of being around people and I need time to myself. It gets draining to have to be a person with other people.

Yeah, I really can’t say I wouldn’t act the same way around Goldie. If I ever met her, I would totally act like a weirdo and quote Overboard nonstop and hope that she introduced me to Kurt later on so then they could adopt me as another adult child. (My parents would be cool with this because Goldie/Kurt are their…

We are not giving those men at that disgusting “website” our hard-earned traffic created by our male servant Bobby Finger

After his little display of banging on the dock, shouting sieg heil, making a nazi salute, and then singing some kind of fascist song she said ‘We’re all very impressed. Take him down.’ (Take him down meaning take him back to the cells btw) Which is the most dead pan and condescending response possible and makes him…

I don’t really have a horse in the race for the Ocean’s reboot because I don’t care about those movies at all but I am SO MAD about what happened with Ghostbusters. I saw it twice in the theatres. I LOVED it. I plan to buy it and maybe even pay to see it again in the theatres before it’s gone! I am filled with so much…

Thank you for this. I don’t like when poly people sneer at those of us who just aren’t built that way, and claim that we are repressed or something. Different strokes.

This is awesome. I hate when people pull the “humans are not supposed to be monogomous” card as a rationale for why their behavior is ok. Monogamy, non-monogamy- whatever works for you is fine, but it has to be open and honest or you’re just being an asshole.

I was so mad when he was like “you just don’t talk about it" like YEAH YOU DO OR ITS CALLED CHEATING

I mean, there has never been an all male starring cast film that has failed...so...they got us on that one gals. We need to try harder.

You’d have to be so jaded and hate-filled as a human to want to make people’s experience WORSE than it already is. “Hmm, hours on end with no access to bathroom or food & drink? Let’s start harassing people based on perceived race/religion!”

And these are only the incidents that we hear about, because they happen to media-savvy people with access to publicity. Imagine how many times it happens that we never hear about.

Maybe the attendant would be less uncomfortable if the women had been really easily identifiable. On a government registry or something-and you knew they were registered because they wore like-I don’t know-a patch! Like a moon and star or that seems complicated! Just a star? And that way they’d know these are “good”…