I'm not sure why being an affirmative action admittee is a bad thing...

Yes, I’m not sure what the shaming surrounding people utilizing social programs designed to level the playing field/provide needed support is. Can’t bootstrap if you have no shoes.

Look at the stars. See how they shine for you.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

You just close your eyes and cry out I believe, i believe, I believe! Turning in a slow circle while throwing sparkly confetti. And then he just...shows up.

This is a beautiful and touching story. But I also want to see the transcript of this wedding, because you know he said some very Uncle Joe-ish stuff.

Where do I sign up to have Joe Biden officiate my wedding?

It's like they can't land on the decent, non-shitty opinion on anything. Not even by accident. How is this possible?

I just want to know why her baby is wearing jewelry.

When did anyone ever consider Vanila Ice a rock star??

Well said. I legit have grown less outspoken over the years because I believe it feasible that an Obama hater will get physical or go out of their way to cause me harm.

I could almost (but not quite) get past the no-pants thing if it wasn’t for the fact that NO FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCTS? Are you fucking *kidding* me? And I get stressed if I don’t have an extra just-in-case tampon in my bag when I run to the grocery store, even if I'm not bleeding at that exact moment.

Recommending 75 days for not completing diversion for a first time shop lifting charge? I’m also curious how she failed to complete the program, given that some of this usually involves paying fees.

my exact thought, I was like Papa Kaine I defended you yesterday. I fought for you and this is what you do :(

Pence pledged to repeal roe vs wade last night. And you know if he wins, he is basically gonna run the country while the donald makes America great again.

This morning or late yesterday, Pence said a Trump administration would seek to overturn Roe V. Wade. Google it.
Considering that Kasich basically confirmed that Trump has no desire to actually govern and whoever is VP (Pence) would, in effect, be the president, you absolutely should not forget about Pence.

The problem with Pence is that Trump intends to give his VP quite a lot of power.

You should not forget about Pence! He’s extremely conservative and he would be Trump’s version of Cheney (i.e. the person who dictates actual policy).