Reported!

This is his O-face

MY BRAINMEATS, THEY HAVE BEEN SCATHED

There’s a screenshot of him watching it, too.

Isn’t he bellow mediocre vanilla??

I was a little surprised he liked medirocre vanilla porn (if you can call a stepmom eating out her stepdaughter vanilla) instead of tentacle porn, but maybe lizard people like Ted find human sex kinkier?

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

An old co-worker of mine found an early first edition of The Great Gatsby in a box of books left on the curb for trash. Working at a book store specializing in antique and valuable books, he knew it was important. It is sort of disturbing to think about all of the amazing things that have been trashed because the…

I think the contributions of Harriet Tubman will become more and more.

Can you imagine finding something like this? I once found $20 in a book I bought at a yard sale and thought it was the greatest thing ever, it must be awesome to find something that important.

Harriet Tubman is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

I’m so sorry. :(

They learned their lesson just as a Republican enters office and now we need to gracefully accept defeat, and if we don’t like the man, we still have to respect the office. I plan to learn that lesson in four years.

After all, Republicans have spent the last eight years providing us with such a great example of maturity and acceptance.

“We won”? What did Scott Baio win, again?

Savings bonds. I’ve threatened to get my nephew who has everything and then some savings bonds for years.
Let’s have some nog and yell at youths.

Christmas gifts are a fucking plague. I mean, I love giving and receiving gifts around the holidays, but so much of it is really excessive and there’s all this weird social pressure around it. I think keeping gifts pretty minimal and limited to as small a group of people as possible is a good thing. And giving…

No, these people are irony-blind. Remember, they’re the ones who spent months bleating “voting is rigged!” and are now complaining about the recount.

Right? It’s simply hilarious when it’s directed at someone else, though.