The word "pills" springs to mind.

All good points. Nevertheless, in the First World in the quantities we're talking about— a few tens of grams of sodium hydroxide occasionally entering a waste stream of over 300 liters per person per day— it's not going to do anything dramatic, or even interesting.

I'm a jet engine mechanic in the Navy, and I get fuel on my uniforms all the time (and grease, and paint, and sealants, and oil.)
Just about everything comes clean with a regular wash + oxyclean, on warm cycle. (Well, not paints and sealants-you're stuck with the resulting stains.)
Just do be aware about…

No, the glasses disappearing is the worst part.

Oh you are on the Burt Diet! I am so happy to see that it's working for you!! Congrats and please send me photos of how you look, passed out face down in a pile of empty wine bottle and pizza crusts! I like to put them up next to my own.

I am actually more worried about this guy having a dog.

I'm a six-foot-tall runner. I have an amazing rack (shut up, it's pretty awesome). But I could only maybe squeeze my left leg into a size two. I mostly date women.

"I plan to have a dog for the rest of my life"

I can't believe no enterprising young women haven't yet exploited this guy's eagerness to part with his money. I wonder how difficult it would be to pull off a "Talented Mr. Ripley" on this dude. While I do have a college degree, it's not Ivy League and no grad degree. But I seriously think I could fake it well enough…

Yeah, well I am a 0-2 and I wouldn't cross the street to spit in this asshole's drink.

Too good baby, too good!

Holy mother of nonsense. The list of requirements made me barf a little, and I'm a dude! Dr. Dick is so eloquent in his disgusting speech, that it broke through the barrier of social constructions for genders and it made me feel bad, even though I was never objectified in life.

Props, Dr. Dick. You made everyone else…

I went through this weird phase in college where I kind of accidentally became a club promoter - I was talking to the manager at the club one night and he basically mentioned that if I brought a few (female) friends the next weekend, he would waive our cover and give me free drinks. Being a broke-ass college student,…

You should've told him he'd be more attractive if he didn't speak

There's this endless, repetitive, persistent bullshit line of questioning that any and every woman in the media faces. It's like some kind of weird brainwashing technique they're using on us. (Not really, obvi, but doesn't it feel like that?) But I agree with Sharon Stone. Almost everything "they" tell you about…

men grow in gravitas as they get older

Most people believe addicts are selfish, delusional jerks

I self-describe myself this way as well and I have a waiting list... I would really like for people to realize that the vast majority of men choose partners based on chemistry and personality and that the 'fat' and 'ugly' chicks have plenty of guys to fuck. I find being ordinary looking and pudgy to be an *instant…

This is my first ever hearing about this hubbabaloo! And im not suprises.

I always expect who did the asking to pay for the first date which usually ends up being the guy. But after that I pick it up equally.