Gosh, a woman being a strong badass. What's not to make fun of?

Well I wondered about that. Would beef shrink that much? I'm not too experienced with ground beef, so I really don't know.

Yeah, could be.

You and I must be treading the opposite sides of some sort of cusp, because I’m 44 and grew up with the bloody caesar.

There must be a reason that you cook the burger then cut it, instead of the other way around; what is it? It seems so counterintuitive to me.

Somebody finally read about Huckleberry Finn and got carried away.

Montana isn’t full of shitheads. Well, no more so than whatever state you come from.

I don’t know who the parents are who are going to be “relieved” after watching this movie. 

“Double the liquor” seems like the best advice for any drink. 

Well it is good to stay hydrated (ahem) while berry picking.

I’ve gone huckleberry picking in western Montana, and never come down from the mountain with more than a handful left. They’re just too good not to eat as soon as they’re off the plant. I don’t know how people stop themselves.

I was going to ask if I was the only one who giggled every time I saw that.

I don't know why you're picking a fight, but whatever. I like Arby's. 

It seems elitist that most of us eat Arby's? I don't follow. You sound fairly elitist yourself, there, with your "it's so easy" bit.

DESSERT.

Clever.

Probably because most of the rest of the country has to make do with Arby’s. 

I just can’t comprehend pouring liquid all over a sandwich and letting it soak all in before eating. The bread, how on earth do you handle the bread? Does it become a utensil meal?

I did too. I had a complete picture of her in my head. I'm sad now.

You say “sadly.” It’s not a good thing, being hit on at work. It doesn't make women happy.