I would also be in the middle of a personal emergency if every Beyonce fan IN THIS UNIVERSE and a few others were being super fucking insane. Holy shit.

Martyr Mommies unite! Engage JUDGEMENT! Activate CONDESCENSION!

Acting out? How? By carrying a book while grabbing dinner with her husband? I wish all people “acted out” like this—-would lead to a lot more peace and tranquility in the world.

The criticism I always here of her is that she’s making the same movie over and over. As if Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell and every other male comedian ever didn’t do that exact same thing.

I think something inside my brain just broke.

You despise sugar? That raises some alarm bells. So you don't ever eat fruit then either right?

If you’re not eating something because you don’t like it, then you’re absolutely not who she’s getting at in this article. Chill out, she wasn’t getting a dig at you.

That’s fine and dandy that you just don’t like sugar, (though I don’t think she’s being quite so literal with the cake thing), but I feel obligated to say that what the bathroom scale says is no indication of whether or not a person has an eating disorder. (I’m not saying that you do, of course, but that in general…

That is so crazy to me. Straight up - I could not be a good mom if I didn’t have “time off”. I love my kid, and he’s amazing, but I can’t just be with him 24/7. I need adult time and adult conversations. But I’ve honestly never even met a mom who didn’t agree, or didn’t need the same things. Maybe people are just…

A fellow parent gave you the stink-eye for calling your kid a jerk? There is not a parent alive who hasn’t called their kid that or worse. I love my little boy dearly, but there are times when he’s a real asshole; I have no issue saying this.

Isn’t it a rule that all photos one shares of oneself on social media must always be positive and happy? Yes? Otherwise how will other people be jealous and hate you?

When I was 6 I told my best friend Zoe that having sex meant getting naked and sticking you tongue in another person’s mouth and honestly that’s still how I have sex to this day.

My sister-in-law, a heroin and barbituate user, gave birth to my nephew while using. He was born full term, weighing very little (can’t remember) and spent the first weeks of his life struggling with seizures and withdrawal - he had to be given opiates to be comfortable. He then spent about four months in a…

Right, does anyone think he’d have done this to a little blonde girl? It is disgusting. Prosecute him.

Before anybody defends this ass, remember he got fired for a reason. We’ve seen police officers keep their jobs despite some really bad behavior before. It’s not easy to get kicked out of the force. So clearly this was bad enough he found no support elsewhere, and the evidence was bad. So save it and just come right…

Um, no.

I had bad reactions to a couple of BC pills (but especially the patch!) and then went off BC entirely for awhile...then got the Paragard and was happy with it except for the 8 days a month of intense cramping and bleeding. Two years ago I had the Paragard removed and got a Mirena and it is wonderful. No issues at all.…

Is anyone else amazed that this ended up in a courtroom?