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MFW Mayor Emanuel tells me to arrest some Black teenagers

(a viral dance created by a couple high school kids and made popular by college athletes as explained by Ellen DeGeneres for you olds.)

Sounds like the crew’s relationship is on the rocks.

Sounds like the B9 is just that, benign.

How bad is one at science to go from smart feller to fart smeller...

Sir, may I suggest that if you’d been issued a mustache as spectacular as Roar Strand’s, these mechanical failures might not have occurred?

Poonicorn.

I once bought a Volkswagen. Everything broke.

You're saying it's a Lada work? Just so I understand...

$8 in labor and materials

$8 in labor and materials? Really? Granted the wood is cheap, but what is your shop rate? Also, labor and materials are not the only costs that go into developing and marketing a product such as this. Any operation that does not turn a profit is not a business, but rather a hobby.

“Ferrari-like”

I can picture it alright, however each time I try to picture it I see a car that’s broken down in your driveway.

They must be government workers. 8 guys standing around and 2 guys doing the hitching up. Someone get them some shovels to lean on!

Lauda told Ferrari to stay home and stick to what they know, making spaghetti. They have now figured out the fastest way to grate all of that pecorino romano. I hear they have also developed a corkscrew attachment for the starter. Grazie Mille Ferrari!

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

If one gets in a collision, does that make it a scrambled Koenigsegg?

Those wheels. I want to cuddle with them and sing them songs.

those. wheels.

Cool picture of them landing and the wheel rubber smoke making it look like the landing gears are on fire.