heathcliffhuxtable
Heathcliff Huxtable
heathcliffhuxtable

Yeah and whos paying for all this shit?

I will never forget the roar of a street-driven Bizzarrini 5300 that ripped past me while walking to the show field a the Pittsburgh Vintage Grand Prix a few years ago. Not to mention the low roofline and prodigious girth.

“The massive monstrosity is what’s known as a Jordan Spreader”

this was one of the funniest late night segments in recent years. also Mr. Leftward Sloping Penis with the clean live performance.

FUCK. I really want to hate this show out of respect for Clarkson and Co.

NEVER TRUST A BIG BUTT AND A SMIIIIIILLLLLEEEE

ALLLLLL the jizz.

Let me get this straight. You are concerned with reliability, so your plan is to buy a 1st year production ALFA ROMEO?

SHIT’S GETTING REAL UP IN HERE.

Do I need to explain? OJ Simpson, for those under 20.

Still a personal favorite, even for a Floridian...

Does the owner’s manual come in a Trapper Keeper?

I wouldn’t even let people breathe on it.