Oh, no doubt the cunts at the Heil and the Torygraph’ll be shilling their anti-Markle shite again once the funeral is over. The Heil, especially, cannot resist an anti-Meghan story (they trotted out her dickhead father again and why hasn’t that man stroked out yet?) and you know they’re waiting for the ground to…

Oh yes, it was a mainstay of British telly viewing in the nineties. Shite dubbing, but hilariously crap to watch.

Brooks’s family can go take a long, leisurely fuck to themselves with a lit blowtorch.

...and all we could hear was a massive, titanic whumphf as the facts were laid bare in front of the tit who tried to troll...

It’s a strip of steak from a fast food restaurant, Dennis, not wagyu or Aberdeen Angus reared lovingly on a farm by nubile anime tarts. Of course it’s going to be fucking disappointing.

You’d love farfalline. Wickle butterflies! There’s also a ridged version - farfalle rigate I think (only ever seen that variant for sale in Italian delis)

*shrug*

She was genuinely lovely in Heartstopper. But then, she’s genuinely lovely all the time. And it’s not her first foray into science fiction...

Cuntservative changes opinion on abortion when her own life is threatened. Colour me shocked. Shocked, I tells you, shocked.

For the millionth time, Leibert, that’s a fucking kilt, not a fucking skirt he’s appropriating.

Erm...everything?

You just had to go there, LOL.  You manky wee strumpet!

You first.  You still owe your Blacks a lot of land and money, Yank.  

Agreed.  It’s all a bit Yankee Basic Bitch, isn’t it?  Fuck you, Cruz.

Come now, they’re Betty Basics at this blogging business. If it doesn’t come with ejacula, er, “ranch” dressing or a vile chicken “sandwich”, it’s not worth writing about.

*snicker*

I’m dreading the inevitable Bad Scottish Accent By A Shitty American Actor thing. There’ll be at least one.  And when they come on-screen, I will strike them down and curse them to a life of crap coffee and unaffordable healthcare.  Also:  bad pizza and shitty “sandwiches”.

Na, they don’t want to confuse the Yanks, the Granita Meeting won’t be shown. It’s a fascinating, fascinating bit of UK political history but it won’t be shown.  But I demand a sex scene between Currie and Major, goddamnit!

I’m appalled he didn’t quote that epic of early 2000s filmmaking Gigli...

Erm, the fashion industry has always been homophobic, just a wee FYI. I know kids these days like to think it’s a more “inclusive” industry but it’s far from inclusive. There are very, very few major models (both in the female and male categories) who are openly gay, designers and fashion houses like to wheel out the…