You sound waaaaaaay more illiterate than a UK viewer. Is that riiiiiiiiight? Have you never heard of italics to express emphasis?  You poor shit.

It’s okay.  Puke in a dish, add some setting agent and brown food colouring and it’ll probably taste better than the shit Americans call “chocolate”.

This is your reminder that Doctor Who is a kids show first and foremost.  It’s not a show written with pill-popping constipated depressed Millennitards in mind.

This is you, shitwit. This is exactly how people like you deserve to be treated. Yanks wonder why us Europeans loathe you as well. Le LOL!

McDonald’s is over there.  Burger King over there.   Off you waddle!

You sound like you need more fibre in your diet.  God knows you’re typing more shit than your overly-tight arsehole can produce, Tubbo.

It’s Barsanti.  He’s an ageing millennial looking at redundancy waddling down the pike like an angry Midwesterner denied a “casserole”.  He probably hasn’t eaten properly since his last line of coke.  Cut the bitch some slack.

I remember something someone said about American fast food and the French - whenever the French want something quick, cheap and fast, they fuck an American. When one of those isn’t available, they go McDo. It doesn’t surprise that Krispy Kreme is popular in France: it’s a novelty product, a cheap thrill.  It’s not…

Just think - there’s a Dairy Queen out there missing a server today and Billy-Boi there’s the right prolapsed twink for the job!

Also, he’s rocking an undershirt and skirt combo

“But”, shriek the Basics, “will there be Pumpkin Spice Lattes?”

Haggis slice, you cowards.  If the thought of eating organs makes you feel queasy, may I remind you that you all get all wankier than Star Trek Discovery fangurls over Taco Hell.  

Aaaaah, the happy memories of flocks of vapid Yankee basics trying to get into the University of St. Andrews with the hilariously fuckwitted notion that they - and only they - could hope to snare the affections of William. Stay in your lane, sweeties.

That turkey soup looks like someone couldn’t make it to the toilet in time.  Hard pass.

Weirdly, I’ve not watched any of this.  I don’t have any intention on watching it.  Jonathan Bailey is one of my favourite actors - queer or otherwise - but I cannot, repeat, cannot abide Matt Bomer.  

You can never have enough mugs.  Then again, it helps if you’ve got lots of friends and family who like coming round to your home for tea and bitching.

What, no beetroot slice?  For shame, MacDonalds.  But then, you’re inferior to Burger Fuel, so that’s not a surprise.

All Along The Watchtower, eh? I quite love the other version that caused five people to realise they were robots...

Is that his dickhead father with his illegal immigrant mother?