Janice Dickinson once claimed that she lost “a half century” to drug addiction.  Only a half century, you ghoul?

The real question is who they’ll cast as John Major’s bit of arse, aka Edwina “Salmonella” Currie...

Picking up used needles and burning the bodies of the murdered hipsters also works. Plus, given that no one eats bread these days, burn some ganja. Make everyone happy. Also - hide your fucking vapes. No one needs to see your collection of exploding plug-in devices, Courtney.

Well, at least it’s not soggy grey meat this time.  

“but social media really exploited it...”

LOL at Republicunts fearing unionisation.  Yes, fear workers having representation and a body that can take concerns/worries to their lords and masters and say “no, Mary-Sue, it’s not fair to make us work for shitty minimum wage whilst you float your fat hole off on yet-another cruise...”

I don’t know if you’re from the UK, but if you are, you’re too young to remember Section 28. You’re too young to remember the late-80s gay panic the Conservatives fermented in this country where they effectively tried to recriminalise being LGBT. You’re too young to understand the culture of fear, intimidation and…

Back up - cherry tomatoes are sweet.  Ever had a tomato sauce made with cherry tomatoes?  Delicious (and no need for the idiotic “add a spoonful of sugar to sweeten it up!” diabetes-train-trip...)

What, you’re adding seafood to your pizza?

LOL, Barsanti has standards?  Christ alive!

The reason they’re still giving Depp time, Barsanti, is so you and your wee blogger pals (so 2009) have something to whinge about.  Froth on, dear, froth on.

You mock the Cowboy Bebop live-action and sully the name of...no, I can’t do it.  Twas a shite programme.

Do you feel the flames...flames...on the side of your face?

Yup - classic example?  Rachel and Krystal.  (My two favourite clones, heh)

I’m with my Grandmother on items of bedroom furniture: it should be substantial, it should cost you a pretty penny (because it’ll be an invisible part of your life for a long time) and it should have enough space to safely store a large bottle of each of the following - vodka, gin and Lillet Blanc (one should store…

Yup. Her performance (performances?!) in Orphan Black was truly spectacular. Not to mention she made each iteration completely unique. Definitely a talented actress...now, do we need a dance party?

I really, really, really, really am glad you guys chose not to put that...things picture up. I made the mistake of thinking “let’s see what this fucker looks like” and now I’m double-checking the front door’s double-locked and the door chain’s on.  Jesus.

There’s an author - Bill Bryson, I think - who once described Maine’s woods as only being kept at bay by functioning civilisation.  Crumble that and the woods’ll reclaim what’s been taken from them.  

I love the story of how she came to record “Dear Jessie”  - her producer was late coming to the studio because he was picking up his daughter - the titular Jessie - from school, Madge was pissed at him but struck up a friendship with his daughter and the producer offered her a song he’d written for his daughter upon…

I’m sorry, but it’s not a patch on the Pauly Shore epic.