#TeamOrca  They’re cuddly and their teeth are in generally better condition than fishermen!  Plus, they squeak!  They’re like the super-sized plushies of the sea!  

You know, those Clydesdales are apparently smaller than what they used to be in the past.  They’re friendly wee buggers too (there’s a farm near where I live where they have a pair - Ochil and Campsie - who pretty much frolic over when kids come to see them).  My Gran has one of Campsie’s old shoes hanging over her…

What a load of utter pish to just say “buy a decent kettle, buy some decent teabags and don’t add the fucking milk first”.

Try saying that about The Diamond Age or Snow Crash. I’m not that hot on Snow Crash, but oh my giddy fucking god, I want an adaptation of The Diamond Age so badly.  

See William hasn’t quite got to grips with the concept of embedding photos, yes?

Well, given the USA is the country that thinks roadkill is acceptable cuisine, I fail to see what the problem is.  And don’t lie to us, Lil, you’d hoover that shit up if it was served with a cute little taco and a slab of avocado that you and your turquoise-haired friends can “yaaaas!” over and click your fingers like…

Oh look, a failed Millennial hipster blogger’s doing some culinary gatekeeping.  Nothing to see here, but don’t breathe too deeply otherwise the fumes from the hypocrisy’ll get you...

There are some fashions from the 1980s that I pray to god never will see the light of day again - hello, Massive Shoulderpads - but the 80s had one thing that the 90s never had: colour.

God, I don’t miss buffets.  Especially the ones that “specialised” in Chinese food.  Just troughs of cheap, rubbery meat and questionable sauces, all fermenting in a bacteria-laden bukkake of Other People’s Coughs And Sneezes.  No ta.

Have a shave?  Your facial pubes can be grown back, you know?

Do you want some cheese with your whine there, champ? Just man up, put a fucking mask over your quivering cake-hole and get vaccinated/boosted. Play your part and remember you’re a part of society and it’s your responsibility to help minimise the spread of this fucking disease.

Jesus, imagine the mental gymnastics the bloggers who run this site would go through if EiP actually did the viewership a nasty and showed how Black Parisiens are treated by the police.  There’d be a fair few midwestern tarts being fanned, that’s for sure...

Yes, there is a stereotype that Ukrainians - and Eastern Europeans as a whole - are thieving shitbags.  

Of all of the dumb takes on this fraudster, I think the most galling are those that claim that Holmes was some sort of Robin Hood figure in yoga pants. No, she was out to make money for herself and no one else.  It doesn’t matter who she took the money from, it’s the fact that she did.  

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Shitty American series, not content with pissing off the French - or anyone with standards - now pissing off the Ukrainians...

Thank Christ this shite has never taken off over here in the UK. We love some American foodstuffs but I don’t see this sloppy, greasy, grey mess taking off (probably because we already specialise in grey food!) That said - I do like me a Chicago-style hot dog from a cafe my boyfriend and I frequent in Glasgow’s West…

In the words of my Grandmother:

How and why Discovery keeps getting renewed is beyond me. But still, it keeps the Buzzfeed-lite blogger/reviewers happy, doesn’t it? All together now...*blubs like a Starfleet “captain”*

Mate, boring is what the British monarchy is supposed to be.  If we wanted exciting, we’d hire that pack of rabid whore mongrels you Yanks salivate over (aka, the Kardashians) to cut the occasional ribbon and make a quick buck off a sex tape or three.