heasydragon
HeasyDragon
heasydragon

Isn’t there an ageing hipster on the rollcall here at this blog who decries culinary-related tattoos?  Better not let him see this before he’s had a few hash cookies lest he froth himself into a fit...

You grew up.  It happens to all of us.

Before he goes to hell, Meg, perhaps he could have a word with your editor and point out that Lucy’s family name is Pevensie?  (You’d know that, of course, if you’d actually read the book)

And as someone who’s deeply invested in Black Widow as a character”

You don’t expect Emily Prime to use an editor, do you? What, do you think she’s a journalist or something?!

Monkfish is delicious. If you’re one of those attention-seeking blue-haired Millennial whingers/fuckwits who shriek that you’re “triggered” by a fish then you need more help than you can afford, my dear. Stick to Fillet o’ Fish.

Why not? The “fashion” is equal to some low-cost shit from H&M...

“Great fashions...”

The baking’s a front for their sexy webcam shenanigans where for only $4.99 a month, you get to watch them get frisky with a Kitchenaid food mixer!

You mentioned Castle for Christmas. You will pay dearly for bringing that shite back into my very-bitchy Gay Scottish Bitch mind.

In the translated words of my very-French colleague...

I can’t count the number of times over the past few years I’ve seen someone on social media toss out Young Sheldon as an example of network TV’s worthless garbage, when it’s actually a finely observed, genuinely sweet show with its own unique sensibility.”

Ah, Catholic school teachers. I know there was one little fuckwit in Scotland who lived in fear of encountering my sister for twenty years after my sister goaded the witch into verbally abusing her and then trying to hit her with a duster, which my sister threw back at her and got her in the tit with. That bitch loved

Thanks, Shannon, for reminding me that every Basic Becky’s favourite French Fantasy shitefest is back.  *casts hex*

What was it my grandmother said, when the first public mutterings about that fucker Weinstein started to be aired? You replace the broken fuse, you flick the switch and then all the lights come on.

Meh, my favourite of the wives will always be Anne of Cleves. She didn’t outlive Henry, she outlived the other wives (before anyone snarks, no, they weren’t all bumped off - Anne outlived Henry’s last wife, Catherine Parr, by nine years) and she did quite well for herself in the annulment.  But, I suppose, an

Yup. The real test will be if Seyfried can do that voice as well...

And if Sawyer comes out with the “that’s the questions I was told to ask!”, then I can point her in the direction of any number of journalists who would point out that they were told to ask certain questions to get certain reactions out of their interviewee and refused to ask those questions as they would be crossing

Oh, I remember that interview.  It made a bit of an impact over here, if I recall correctly.  Sawyer can go take a long walk off a very short pier.

I am European, you ignorant fuck.