Oh dear god. As my boyfriend said after watching Cody: that boy could shart handbags if he tried hard enough.

This is yet-another not-friendly reminder that Netflix needs to die a slow death.

Such pathetic behaviour is the norm for Americans.  What was it your former President said?  When they send people, Americans don’t send their best.  They either send murderers, rapists or thieves.  Sounds about right for the Land of the Fat and Not-really-Brave.

Dennis Lee:  he’s happy to sacrifice his dignity because he lost it a long time ago!

Well, shagging Slimer would be a step-up from whatever tween-movie “star” you lot froth about.  Also, he’s a ghost and thus self-lubricating, so that’s always a positive.  Also - he’s dead.  No STI worries!!

Makes you want to ask him if he’s up to date on all of his shots.

One of the best crisp flavours from Mackie’s! They do pretty exquisite ice cream too (but not haggis flavour) - I’m a sucker for their Raspberry Ripple.

Sex sells.  Why put up a picture of a middle-aged man when a nubile little thing of presumably negotiable affections will drive interest to your product?

I’ve been saying this over and over and over - may Rittenhouse forevermore live in interesting times and may he forevermore sleep with one eye open and may he forever be looking over his shoulder.  As for that “judge” - fuck you, you rancid old flesh-hole.  Fuck you.

So, I take it you lot celebrate New Year’s Eve, right? How many of you do what us lot do over in Scotland and celebrate Hogmanay? Basically - it’s ancient. It’s known to go back as far as the Norse gallivanting across the North Sea to Scotland and has links to older celebrations and, for a long time it was the default…

In a civilised country, he’d be living the rest of his life in interesting times and keeping a low profile.  In the cesspit that is the USA, he’ll become a Right Wing Darling, a celebrity, whoring himself out for the biggest buck on the circuit.  

Oh for fuck’s sake, more “gee, aren’t French men complete sluts!” crap for the bloggista crowd to witter on about.

Your friendly reminder that possums are an invasive/introduced species in New Zealand (NZ doesn’t have any natural land mammals except for bats) and hunting them - and eradicating the species from the islands - is a government-approved measure. They’re a destructive creature and should be shot on sight.

This article could be titled “Tell me you’re a millennial blogger who didn’t bother looking up what menswear looked like twenty-to-thirty years ago without telling me you’re a millennial blogger”. My dear, this man isn’t doing anything that people like RuPaul haven’t been doing for decades. Likewise, go back about,…

Won’t someone think of the hipster bloggers!

Fun fact: Tori Amos only became really commercially viable on UK radio when someone remixed Professional Widow.  Up until that point if you asked who Tori Amos was the answer would have been “who?”  And she’s still seen as being “kooky” and “quirky”.  As in - appeals to a narrow band of hipster followers who listen to…

Perhaps we could find a new way to abuse, er, consume avocado?  The vegan hipster-twatstain community demand options, people!

No.

I’m not sure it’s that big a deal over here in the UK. It’s just a case of “does it look bogging, yes, no, then stick it under a running tap and shoogle it about”.