Nope. Not even naked girls can make me want to play chess. 

“Damnit, General, I told you I’m retired.”

This culture is garbage, the people in it are garbage, we don’t deserve to be saved from Global Warming.

Yeah but if you kick Ryan Adams out of the recording industry then who else is going to make mediocre albums that make me wish I’d just listened to the Flying Burrito Brothers instead? 

On the downside, it’s sad to see he’s a total asshole who caused so much pain.

Exactly. This is why I never got identity politics. Who would ever advocate for themselves? 

Exactly. This is why I never got identity politics. Who would ever advocate for themselves? 

I actually think this is more inclusive than you think. This could have appeal to jilted straight women, jilted gay men and all of us straight men who hate ourselves. 

I have it on good authority that Vaughn Meader is fucked. 

I feel like when Trump says and does stuff that betrays his attitudes towards Jews he gets criticized pretty loudly for it. The thing is he says so many other things offensive to so many other people, that if people said “Sure, Trump today implied that Latin American children are coming here to murder white women but…

“We” aren’t going after anyone. There’s no united front here. The people who don’t like Trump go after Trump, the people who are pro-Israel are going after Omar for the stupid shit she said.

You mean President “I like Jews counting my money” and “Very Fine People on both Sides” of the Jews Will Not Replace Us spectrum?

Shit. I really thought this was gonna be Herb Alpert’s year. 

He really is a disgrace to the name of his child killing father. 

HE’S A PERVERT!?!?!

I don’t know. I think the guy has some really fresh takes on Relationships and I’ve really enjoyed his last few movies and what do you mean it isn’t 1976? Have I been asleep this whole time? 

More ghost stories should end with the ghost being all “Oh, my name is Drew”. 

I always sort of figured it was akin to how Democrats hold Ralph Northam or Al Franken to a different standard than Republicans hold their freak show to.

Well, there’s no socially acceptable way for me to be blacker but I guess I can be gayer if it helps people out. 

Look, when it comes to Scouts I have a very simple policy. Either sell me cookies or fuck off with your camping bullshit.