To be honest as a Canadian I could go either way on a wall right now.

Unfortunately he also then plagiarized Bane by breaking Barack Obama’s back over his knee. Which means that for a few months we’ll have a replacement Obama wearing stupid gloves.

I’m waiting for the guide to day-drinking in your pajamas.

Exactly. The recording industry should have seen that Napster responded to how people wanted to consume music. Want that one song that’s big on the radio these days? Maybe download it for 99 cents instead of being forced to spend 17 bucks on an album full of filler. Would it have been less profitable? Sure, but the…

I love the “Bernie couldn’t have won because Republcan operatives would’ve started saying mean stuff about him in ads!” BS.

In my head I’m hearing hundreds of dudebros saying, in unison, “Hey, The bass player in Smashing Pumpkins so my list isn’t all male...”

It’s crazy tough to get a Swiss passport. I know people born there, who went there with six figure a year jobs...they get rejected just because.

I demand at least one scene of Archie angrily confronting Jughead about his role in a series of murders that is interrupted by the delivery of his giant stack of cheeseburgers.

Well, ok. I won’t dip my penis in Listerine but if you know of a better way to get fired from CVS I’m all ears.

Seriously, how drunk was God that day?

Somebody didn’t have to do their Dorm Laundry in London, Ontario.

I...hold on a second....just I know this...it’s....common sense?

Wait, were they comparing being in the group to being a slave or were they saying that listening to the group is as terrible an experience as slavery.

“Team full of John Paxsons” legit made me laugh for five minutes.

I have a hunch the Jewish community will fight back. It’s not like they’d just serve up Whitefish on a platter.

Gosh Barack, I’d really like to help that sick reporter but I don’t know if the American people really want me to take such a strong interventionist approach to her health. Not to mention the possible repercussions I might face from Russian and Iranian doctors for horning in on their action.

You don’t buy that movie studios really care about offending the Chinese?

I’d be willing to send the makers of Asssassin’s Creed: Unity a wadded up ball of flour and egg.

I can’t speak for all Jewish people but if someone wanted to give you a million dollars because he thought once you had it space elves would eat your brain would you be like “Nah, son.”

Typical Swinton. Refusing to acknowledge her Spacebug-Weirdo Privilege.