And this is why you should maintain at least one car length for each 10 miles per hour or follow at least 2 seconds behind. And don’t camp out in the passing lane.

Screw it, let’s just make Twisted Metal a real thing.

I like the chief engineer. He spouts various facts and observations about giving a real answer. That's perfect middle management talking style. If he had only wrapped it up with some talk about company values he could be an exec in no time.

I’ll one up you in this Horseshit Tax game - Massachusetts and their annual Excise Tax.  Basically an annual tax, $25 per $1000 value of your car.  

Better than standing there with their finger and their thumb in the shape of an ‘L’ on their forehead.

For the love of god, man. Put in some “else if”s in there to reduce unnecessary execution steps, don’t forget your braces around the “then clauses”, and fix your damn spacing and variable naming to conform with standards (you can choose camelBack or snake_case, but choose one or the other).

I studied computer science in college. Should I write an algorithm about this?

I studied poetry in college. Should I write a damn haiku about this ?

Not since pot was made legal here! 0:)

All places have those things.

+1 We need a reason dammit.  I have been there several times, and leave unimpressed every time.

I’m gonna need an explanation of why Texas is mandatory. 

I thought putting you to sleep is what Corollas were for. Like the grains of sand thrown by the sandman.

Ditto in Boston. The only way I could get a house for $600k in Boston is if it’s a legit foreclosed crack house in Dorchester. And even that will probably be snatched up, torn down, and turned into a luxury condo going for $2M.

None of those seem very expensive at all. I need to get the hell out of New York.

And you’re more than welcome to criticize that! (Personally, I loved Skyrim to death but was realllly disappointed by Fallout 4.) I’m just hoping to explain to people what an engine actually is and why there’s no reason to panic when you see headlines like “Bethesda won’t change its engine for TESVI.”

While I highly appreciate your reporting and every point you make in this article is sound, that doesn’t change the fact that every Bethesda game since oblivion looks and feels like oblivion and those of us who played oblivion to the ground in 2008 are getting tired of playing oblivion for the nth time in 2018.

When a car has a salvage title, will insurance companies typically insure it? Is it generally worth that hassle or are you better off leaving it ‘illeagal’ for the road (I live in a state with mandatory minimum insurance) and driving it only in David’s back yard? For example, some earlier models years of the Audi R8…

“If you want me to wear thirty-seven pieces of flair like your pretty boy Brian over there.... then MAKE THE MINIMUM THIRTY-SEVEN!”