Shit, I misread

Glad you’re better (at least no longer hallucinating) now! Yes, he’s gotten quite angry with me for not being able to see what he sees and then, in brief moments of lucidity, he will tell me, “I know this isn’t real, but I can’t make myself stop seeing/doing what I’m seeing/doing.” These last two weeks have been…

❤

Pretty certain that he got the tattoos in prison. He was put in prison for a crime committed while he was a police officer. The chronology of that means he did not have the tattoos when hired as a police officer.

Dammit, Canada.

I am sitting in a hospital room with my dad

OMG FUUUUUCK YEW! I am sitting in a hospital room with my dad who is currently suffering from some sort of hospital delirium and this made me laugh so hard I choked, which alarmed his nurses because they thought HE choked, and sent an army of silent-shoed ladies our way!

elon musk is elongated muskrat

I think I’m upset that a man recognized her on the street. In no way should a grown man recognize a 9 year old on the street and have the first thought be “i should film her”

She claims that she’s never said a curse word in “real life.”

is lil tay short for elizabeth taylor the same way bobby flay is short for robert flavor and elon musk is elongated muskrat?

I’d be more concerned with the fact that the guy was just recently talking about his struggle to get clean and sober, yet took an Instragram pic holding a glass of wine, bragged about how high he got for a pretty high profile gig, and who really looks like shit. This is not a guy in a good place right now.

Nah, butter all the way*! And then after you’ve enjoyed the sauteed morels, you let the butter in the pan solidify, and you have this awesome spread for your toast.

I was just taking the piss out of him. Calm your tits.

100% they don’t care. Men are not idiots. They understand the word “no.”

Considering no one anywhere pronounces like that is it really the correct way to pronounce it now?

Former male skater here. I quit because the dudes were so skeevy. Everyone’s body was a subject to be commented on, and every minor detail and instruction had to be overloaded with innuendo. It could have been fun and the bad actors were a statistical minority, but nobody ever did anything about them. There was one…

I get so angry these days whenever I hear some jackass complaining about how “nobody knows what the rules are for dealing with women now!”

“Roller derby is probably one of the last places you’d expect to see a textbook example of #MeToo.”

YEh the minute it became co-ed, this should no longer have been a surprise. (Obviously still something that happened even when women only, but I’m willing to bet exponentially less so)
Sorry not sorry, I have conflicting…

Right? The first sound of a child and the writer calls it ‘assault.’ I’m sure if a car backfired in their neighborhood they’d call it attempted murder.