Just had one of those moments where someone I’d previously never heard of makes me wonder what I’ve been doing with my life.

collecting a paycheck. *shrugs*

Plus, nobody in Buffalo is capable of happiness.

^^ THIS ^^

Re-reading “A is for Alibi” right now. Kinsey stands the test of time.

In FUCKING Florida !!!!!!!

It CAN, however, bail you out of jail!

I had a j school professor tell the class once if we ever get arrested to calm down long enough to smooth your hair, if you have on makeup wipe away the smudges, and plaster on an award winning smile. That photo is forever so you might as well make it a good one and maybe it’ll even blend into the google image…

Is the Money can’t buy you class joke too old?

Your NHL broadcaster name is Gord and then your last name.

I think it’s called Hosr

Hi Whitney,

Hey, guess who I saw on TV today on a cable news network roundtable discussing that it’s about time we embrace women’s equality through actions and not just lip service.

i have to physically put sunscreen on my husband’s face each morning. as we’re getting ready for work i make him stop in front of me and smear it on his face before he figures out what he’s doing. but i can only sunscreen half of it, since the other half is covered in a very very thick beard. i assume the UV rays…

I think his intention was probably one of two things, both of which are dumb as hell on his part. The first is that no one really uses Sacagewea coins so he was like here is a useless dollar for your useless lawsuit. The second is that he was probably trying to make a point about how there are more important…

He probably thinks that a Sacajawea coin is an insult, the same way Trump likes to sling around Pocahontas.

I guess I don’t get the jab. I would’ve thought the Sacagewea coin represented female empowerment. If it’s a symbol of a victory for women, why would she want to be rewarded with an old dead white guy?

it’s also a quick way to identify people who are not able or willing to behave professionally.

Furthermore...

why the campaign was pulled,