You’re gonna need a bigger bed.

How soon is now?

I’m glad I made at least one person’s day better but really I had nothing to do with it.

They always make me think of this, ‘heres a sexy shot of me getting out of the shower, just me my towel and bodyguard.’

OMG husky/greyhound mix? Good lord, someone wanted a dog that really, really likes running.

Demi made an excellent use of her +1 by inviting Danica Roem.

IT’S RAINING ON MY FACE

Is there a reason to hate her other than that she’s just... bland?

Okay that’s all well and good and stuff but are y’all gonna write an article about Danica Roem attending as Demi Lovato’s +1 last night cause I got to tell you I saw their picture on the red carpet and I was the opposite of cringing, had tears in my eyes. Especially after watching the Broadly special on her win and…

In light of everything that’s come out about Hollywood in the last few months, I’m reconsidering the dislike I have for female celebs known to be difficult. Like, I was going to make a snarky comment on a story about Juliana Marguelis’ new show, but it’s like, “Fight the real enemy.”

Just went through this. Get married at city hall then just have a party. save yourself the stress

Mega boo. But in my restaurant time, I was this close to making waivers for people that would ask if there was gluten in the lamb kebabs.

There’s absolutely no way Eric doesn’t hunt people for sport.

And it’s all that completely weightless gossamer hair that gets everywhere. It gets all over things in the closet that are 8' off the ground and haven’t been moved in the three years I’ve had her! I’ve learned to roll with the “city bus seat fabric” strategy of just disguising how much of it is on my clothes and…

I think you bring up a good point, and no, I don’t think it’s inherently wrong to believe the men you love. However, if you’re a public figure like Lena, and you feel the need to release a statement that the victim is lying, even though you have no way of actually knowing what happened, that’s where you cross a line.

Have you ever met a Husky? That poor Roomba would be turned into the world’s most expensive dog toy in minutes.

Buy a Roomba, it will be worth it! Maybe close some rooms so the dog can’t shed everywhere.

Cis-gender people playing transpeople isn’t like blackface or whitewashing.

Serious question: there are many scenes where Jeffrey Tambor is dressed as and has to portray Maura when she was living as a man, before she came out as trans. I have heard that some trans folks would be very uncomfortable playing scenes like that. Would it be problematic/disrespectful/triggering to ask a trans woman…