Wow! I would have never pegged my story for one of the best, but thank you so much capturing my traumatic experience so perfectly! I seriously can’t believe you did this!

This.

Eeeew. Isn’t that raw ham or something? I’m not all fancy like that. Captain America will have to eat my stale rice cakes and love it:)

........why hide the candy???...........

I wonder if he’s gonna say “I’m Method” as an excuse.

https://jalopnik.com/1819776367

If Holocaust Memorial is comfortable “erroneously conflating” the Jews and non-Jews killed in the camps, I’m fine with it. Their official definition is:

“Yeah, how did rumors like that get spread so quick.” - Richard Gere

I heard the look-alike story a lot as a kid. It was due to steroids in our tellings.

Maybe for him it wasn’t about sex but about the control he had over these women and his enjoyment at their humiliation.

Her husband publicly supports an avowed racist who is on the record as hating Latinos, Muslims, and African Americans, and who has a history of sexual assault against women (including serious allegations of spousal rape).

This a call back to Kanye saying Bush doesn’t care about black people. It’s a joke.

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

You’re a weak person who should stay out of cities, then.

Like the Michigan man who was so afraid for his life because someone was banging on his door at 4:30 am, that he opened the door and shot a 19 year old female accident victim in the face.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

I’m exactly 0% shocked.

Haha! They tried to let him off the hook and he doubled down.

“Most of what I said was humorous and joking. Legally, it may have been on the record, but the spirit of it was off. And he knew that.”