Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

They’re not even competent at giving non-answers or dancing around an issue! How did they get to where they are?

Ditto for saying that it’s a “selfish” act. Many suicidal people genuinely feel that their loved ones would be better off without them.

Anybody who calls him “cowardly” is a fucking asshole. Sometimes depression is terminal.

I cannot fathom someone as beautiful and talented and seemingly sweet/wonderful as Charlize Theron being single except by choice. So good for her! Still waiting on that Furiosa sequel.....

Definitely more fashion than function. But I hear they are warm as hell. But a more price friendly alternative is definitely available.

If I had a green discharge from my penis, I would leave a smoking trail to the doctor’s office.

Uhm, excuse me, Ben Affleck is from Massachusetts. It’s always iced coffee season. 

I love your user name more than martinis, money and Buster’s hand.

Parents who don’t want to discipline their kids should be forced to watch all this guy’s stuff.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

And then he dabbed.

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

He is the only role model of original the Rocky franchise.

I’m guessing psychotic episode or bad reaction to narcotics.

Good on them.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

My god, the “famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect* way so let’s shit on him” genre has to die.

Right? The Kardashians get top billing and meanwhile the “Seth and Mom Show” is the one we need right now.