Teen snark is not as funny as teen thinks it is. People ask these questions because they want to interact with you, and this is an easy, safe way to do it. Your time would be better spent learning how to make polite conversation. I joked about doing the same thing when I was a teen/young adult, but I didn't, because I…

you said this in so many fewer words than i did. i salute you.

I don't think your guests are meant to consume all the liquor....I think it's so you appear 100% gracious and able to accommodate any whim your guests might have re: drinks.

this. like, it was extremely well crafted, well written, none of it was wrong- and i can't stress how well i thought it was written, good word choice, compelling language, loved that bit. it was just...not a strong thesis?

My first thought was "I believe her." My second thought was "ugh, get ready for the deluge of 'well Janice Dickinson is an infamous self-promoter with a history of addiction and other mental health troubles so is she REALLY the most credible person? She's probably just trying to capitalize on Cosby-rape-mania to get…

Today's theme: all the people are lying no matter what.

sometimes i just think you want people to fight you

Oh, fuck off.

Well, I was anemic when I was that age. Hell, I was five foot ten by the time I was fourteen. My folks weren't really sure how to treat me, because I was a ridiculoudly tall, rangy girl whose lips would turn blue because I was growing too fast for my iron levels to keep up. An anomaly.

As a horrible monster whose clothes never fit because I was always at least six inches taller than expected, and refused to either comb or brush my own hair from the ages of roughly nine to eleven . . . meh.

Someone needs to get that child out of the house. She does not look like she's being well taken care of. The family has fallen apart. And...I was a chubby kid who became a fat adult, and I'm not trying to either fat shame nor pick on her, but she has gone from chubby to obese since Honey Boo Boo has been on the air.…

YES. She is clearly enjoying herself, and seems in control. I never thought I would be this supportive of her, but rock on, Kim.

Yeah - she is radiating happiness in these photos. She's standing their naked, and not even giving half a shit about seducing us. And it works.

Her joyfulness is pretty wonderful, isn't it? Weirdly, it's not the nakedness that make the pictures worth looking at—what makes them so compelling is the fact that she's clearly having enormous, mischievous fun. It's oddly charming.

I'm digging her playful expressions. Fully nude with sheer joy across her face, instead of her typical fuck-me-face she makes in photos (or she is told to make - I don't know who is in charge).

I can say, as the father of a toddler, that a toddler's willingness to consume something is inversely proportional to how much the parent wants them to have it. It's like they have psychic powers, so I assume a toddler can slam down alcohol like Boris Yeltsin.

That's not just me being flip. The point of Dirt Bag is to report on what other gossip sites are saying. That is what I did.

So, here's what the truth is for me. This isn't really 4Chan's fault. But we, and 4Chan, have to face the fact that when this man murdered this woman and took pictures of her nude and strangulated body, the very first thing he though of was 4Chan and his thought process lead him to believe that his "friends" on…

I can't even contemplate how horrifying this is, so I would just like to point out that his facial hair looks like a penis. I think "dickbeard" is my new go-to insult for scum of the earth.

be right back. i feel the immediate need to firebomb parts of the planet.