Does anyone know what he's supposed to be? I just assumed they were a group costume of characters from A Movie Or Show I'm Unfamiliar With.

I'm pretty sure Jaden Smith is just on his way to a wedding.

It's halloween that brings up the great sadness that is the Heidi Klum and Seal breakup.

Just seeing his face makes my skin crawl and my stomach churn.

SHE'S NOT HERE. ONLY WE ARE!

because that wasn't elitist in the slightest.

Also, Chelsea is like twice Bristol's age.

Uh.... No. No I did not miss it. Its in the first paragraph of THIS article. Thats the whole point. What the hell.

Or a man saying, "I was curious if I could care about access to contraceptives on some fundamental level, and I couldn't."

I think I once read on a blog that said something to the tune of, in a healthy BDSM relationship, it's the submissive partner that holds the most power. It's like taking a taxi, the Dom may be driving, but it's the Sub who decides where to go and when to get off.

God I want bread right now. I hope you know Pinkham, you have chosen what I eat for lunch every Monday for the past 4 weeks now.

May this become the rallying cry of all plebes* who still eat gluten: I SAVE BREAD!**

oh my god. "sorry, we don't have any gay coffee.". DYING!

After the second story, I immediately googled "interesting uses for eggshells," and folks, there are a TON. Cleaning coffee stains out of mugs, scaring away slugs, sweetening your coffee, unclogging your drain. I guess we'll never know what those two Polish teens were up to. But I feel like I owe them a debt of…

What I said was not okay. It fed on and encouraged classist attitudes that are not justifiable. I apologize. I shouldn't have said what I did.

I can't imagine that's a controversial opinion!

This woman needs to lose custody of her minor children. No joke, no exaggeration.

The disrespect is just astounding. The ten bones I spent on a nursing cover was a waste because my daughter wasn't having it. The "cover up" suggestion is not a solution. Getting over yourself and waiting for the 10 minutes it takes to drain my breast, however, is a solution.

I think I was going to explode if you guys didn't cover this story. Thank you for giving it the attention it deserves. Kathleen Hale is a deeply disturbed person. It's horrifying to see so many people—including writers I thought highly of—defend her actions. If she had been a man, no one would be calling her piece…

Well, that explains why the blogger was anonymous. Because apparently authors are fucking nuts.