You never go full infanticide. You just lost your shot at the Oscar.

Wait, what? You just blew my mind. I know Amber Tamblyn not from Sisterhood, but from General Hospital (I am not ashamed. I love my stories). I am also mildly (ok ridiculously) in love with David Cross, but somehow missed the fact that they were together, much less married. Plus, just LOOK at her dress, and their…

You know, I think I am more offended by the expectation of an unpaid maid than an unpaid sex slave. Cause there is a small chance the sex slave might derive pleasure from it. There is zero chance anyone will get off cleaning for no pay.

_ yep that place deff has the vibe 2 orher women live there...tyed up in the basement.

In 1976, a young Dustin Hoffman was shooting one of the biggest movies of his career - Marathon Man. (...) To put himself in the mindset of a man losing control Hoffman didn't sleep for days at a time and let his body become disheveled and unhealthy. Finally, after all this work Hoffman notices his co-star Sir…

I once - and this is not an exaggeration - went on an OkCupid date with a guy who spoke in an Australian accent the entire time and told me he was from Perth (like literally had an entire life's story centered around being from there). The next time I saw him, he spoke in an American accent and apologized for…

Just how many years exactly has Shia been preparing for that role?

Just like cockaroaches, the Duck Dynasty clan will survive and perhaps thrive, but stubbornly refuse to evolve.

Wow.

Seriously, this article is the equivalent of an obnoxious commenter saying, "I can't believe Jezebel is posting about nail polish when people are dying in ___ right now."

If you don't swear at your pets at home, they're just going to learn those words on the street.

Hey Jude

Everyone over the Duggars.

My life is already a little-known tv show. It's called Real Housewives of Prince George. Largely centred around the drama of dodging massive potholes on the way to drop the kids at school and feigned lack of disappointment when the husband comes home empty-handed from his moose hunt. The ratings are shit and I don't…

Wow. Just wow.

I'm an attorney practicing in family court in NYC....the other day a female lawyer on the opposing side decided to oh, I don't know, zealously advocate for her client as is her job and duty, and a particularly old school Judge decided to give her a completely inappropriate scolding that involved telling her to stop…

as he commented how my pediatrician must be appalled that I am exposing my daughter to so many germs in court.

Oh, lord, I can only imagine. My son is 13. I CANNOT SING AND DANCE ANYMORE EVER.

I find the situation with the Elgin marbles so offensive as to be almost hilarious. They stole a building! It takes real cojones to be like "Yeah, we stole it, but we're not giving it back. You might drop it or something. Oh and by the way, fuck you."