#MoreThanEnoughMenToMakeMeStartSideEyeingTheRestOfThem

I’m definitely going to give it a go. Thanks!

I hate you.

‘Were’ they surprised. Dammit. 

As soon as I saw she was all ‘gung-ho Michael Weatherly’ that was enough for me to hang up my boots on this one. He did it. 

Raises hand...

Just because I never saw him actually display those behaviours doesn’t mean he hadn’t sure as shit done it.

I feel really weird starring this. Really weird...

This is the only prank I’ve ever liked, courtesy of the Canadian Government’s Department of Library and Archives.

I dunno... He does squint a lot.

Oh. Please. Tell us more. 

Seriously. I clicked through with the heaviest of hearts, prepared to cry, “Love is dead!” because Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, as a family, make me happy.

I would admit myself to rehab...

Wait. What? Shiiiiiiiiiit. Now I have to Google... 

Huh. A television program that is basically Dr. Phil’s vanity project turns out to be a shitshow? I am shocked, shocked, I tell you.

I’m Canadian, and we have them here, in western Canada, anyway. 

As a second guess: My cancerous ovaries. 

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Bear with me...

In my house we call that, ‘wet goat.’ Observe: