‘Tootight Lulumon’ is our winner. 

Some shitheel on Twitter told LittleMissFlint to “stay in her lane.” I want him to have a VERY BAD holiday season. Very bad.

Can’t hear you! I’m in my bunk!

I remember when your president was as dumb as seven sacks of hammers and I still felt safer than I do now.

He probably would have been distracted by his wife’s bare arms and shoulders. Slattern.

Dunham should just... stop. Just stop Dunhaming at this point.

Jesus. What?

I say a little prayer to Tommy Douglas every day. Every. Day. 

I’m sorry about your dad. I always said it was the chemo killing me, not the cancer. That shit can be effective, but it’s a fucking war crime. 

That is so diplomatic. ‘Troublesome rep.’ Indeed. 

Indeed. 

That bought me one more day on earth. 

What kind of lawyer is this?

Huh. I read this and thought, “His lawyer is a real piece of shit.”

Syphilis. 

Leonard Cohen alone makes up for those two 100-times over. So, I’m sorry, no. 

Why do you hate bears, man?

Hi! We didn’t make it to Pho MX (I have pretty bad nerve damage from chemo, and tire *really* easily, so it’s just a lot of hanging around. The house is actually in Santa Clara, so I’m not suffering 😀). BUT I told her about it and we looked it up and one location is really close to her husband’s eye doctor, so she’s…

I miss Barba...

I like it.