Kim Kardashian’s irresponsible ass.

YES IT SHOULD

Star. Star. Star, star, star, star, star, star, star. STAR.

“Unless them bitches is paying your bills, don’t you pay them bitches no mind,”

That sounds delicious. I’m jealous. 

I don’t know what Canadians you’re hanging out with (and I’m not doubting you!) but I’m Canadian and I’ve only ever heard, ‘zucchini.’ Yes, it could be a regional thing, but I lived in Ontario a looooooong time and never heard that, so I’d go with the tabloid translated ‘zucchini,’ to ‘courgette.’

Isn’t a gherkin a pickle? A small, tart pickle?

That’s pretty neat. Thanks!

I’ll never look at people the same way again. Wilbur. 

I want to star this all day. 

I can’t believe people starred you for that. “Two separate countries have different names for shit, ooooooooooh!”

You’re welcome! I’m in Canada, but I can’t see why American pop machines would be different. 

It’s usually the button behind the Sprite. It’s not labeled. You just push it. 

But, but... What happens in the Philippines?!

It’s like RuPaul’s Mama said, “Unless those bitches are paying your bills, you don’t pay those bitches no mind.”

I laughed way too hard at this.

If they’re even real...

I will admit, to my shame, I do love myself a flyer. Always have, even when I was a kid. Could be for the Extra Foods (it’s a thing here); could be Canadian Tire (not just tires) or, could be my favourite, Giant Tiger. Love them. They get recycled when I’m done, but damn straight I’m going to go through them eight…

If he continues to be an old codger, maybe it’s time to find a new lunch buddy.

Can I come? :)